now, many devices have auto update that occurs in the background without even the user being notified. a backdoor for many networks. network admins must hate that.
Nah. He installed Windows 8.0, and the automatic update overwrote it to the current 7.5 standard! (Something like that actually nearly happened to my sister. She had just finished installing a program, and was about to approve the automatic update it requested, when . . .)
A priest, a businessman and an engineer are led to the guillotine. The priest is offered the choice of face up or face down. “So that I may see God when I die, let it be face up,” he replies. He is put in the machine, the blade drops, and the blade stops a foot away from his neck. “A miracle!” cries the executioner and the priest is pardoned. The businessman is given the same offer, and thinks that whatever worked for the priest should work for him and chooses face up. The bade is released and again, it stops a foot away and the businessman is pardoned. Given the same choice, the engineer also choose face up. He’s put into the machine and then says, “Hey wait a minute, I think I see the problem.”
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Download failed…
dr_dolittle_rwc almost 11 years ago
He dixn’t get the memo! Lay off!!
dr_dolittle_rwc almost 11 years ago
Some heads aren’t gonna roll….
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
Gil O’Tene for dummies V2.1
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
now, many devices have auto update that occurs in the background without even the user being notified. a backdoor for many networks. network admins must hate that.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
I don’t get the joke at all, but I say test it again with one of those guys as the subject…..seriously, not a clue on the joke….
Dtroutma almost 11 years ago
Maybe put a banana peel on the deck?
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
No. Windows just crashed…
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
popeil’s quandary: heads or tails?
Nebulous Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s the Economy, Stupid.He’s just upside down in his mortgage.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 11 years ago
The geniuses at corporate are at it again.
Gerald Henley almost 11 years ago
It could represent ObamaCare?
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Head’s Up!
yimhere almost 11 years ago
Looks like another Microsoft design…..
rugeirn almost 11 years ago
He’s one of those guys who just can’t keep himself from customizing the installation instead of just taking the defaults.
QuiteDragon almost 11 years ago
Heard a new one the other day: a grumble of pugs.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
Sounds like a supervisor I knew; in that case one did not question him….
unca jim almost 11 years ago
What, Omni…no blaming it on tea-baggers today??
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Wait till they see the new stealth version.I heard they are also working on a drone model.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Maybe it’s because of sequestration. Fire the executioner, then the condemned can execute themselves by falling onto the blade.
todyoung almost 11 years ago
Ha Ha
Corey Cohen almost 11 years ago
Ah, I see now!
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Thanks, guys I finally figured it out kea, snarky much? Funny line tho….
edpeters almost 11 years ago
Looks like House of Representative material..
bmonk almost 11 years ago
Nah. He installed Windows 8.0, and the automatic update overwrote it to the current 7.5 standard! (Something like that actually nearly happened to my sister. She had just finished installing a program, and was about to approve the automatic update it requested, when . . .)
hippogriff almost 11 years ago
A congress of eagles, but a parliament of owls. Baboons are a troup.
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
yeah baby!!
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
instructions are for wimps
HowieL almost 11 years ago
A priest, a businessman and an engineer are led to the guillotine. The priest is offered the choice of face up or face down. “So that I may see God when I die, let it be face up,” he replies. He is put in the machine, the blade drops, and the blade stops a foot away from his neck. “A miracle!” cries the executioner and the priest is pardoned. The businessman is given the same offer, and thinks that whatever worked for the priest should work for him and chooses face up. The bade is released and again, it stops a foot away and the businessman is pardoned. Given the same choice, the engineer also choose face up. He’s put into the machine and then says, “Hey wait a minute, I think I see the problem.”
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s not a bug, it’s a feature!