The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 02, 2013
July 01, 2013
July 03, 2013
Transcript:
Brutus: You look down in the dumps, Chief! Mr. Veeblefester: I am! What a day it's been! Mr. Veeblefester: The filter in my indoor pool is clogged, my personal chef called in sick, and my Rolls needs new wiper blades! Brutus: Things are tough all over!
jazzmoose almost 11 years ago
Yeah, really makes ya feel for him, eh Brutus?
hymmie almost 11 years ago
Give the boss a sympathy card from the $ store cause that’s all Brutus could afford on his wages.
californicated1 almost 11 years ago
And yet, another symptom of the “toxic boss syndrome” at work, here—make everybody else’s problems seem so insignificant because theirs are.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
You see this? (rubs two fingers together)This is the world’s smallest violin and it’s playing “My heart bleeds for you”.
kaecispopX almost 11 years ago
Things must be tough for Veeblefester. He has owned that rolls long enough to have the wiper blades to wear out. Or did his “Rolls of the Month Club” not deliver this on time?
katina.cooper almost 11 years ago
And on top of that, he only made 7 million dollars today instead of 8 million.
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
The only “rolls” I know about..are Holsum bread dinner rolls..And, I’m lucky to have that..
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I should be so lucky!
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Mo’ money, mo’ problems.