Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 05, 2013

i thought it was crossing the alps not crossing the Alfs

So, crossing the Alfs, huh?…OK, they can’t all be funny…..

And anyway, the elephant should be saying Wiley….

what’s that on your snout, alfie?

something to do with Alf shoes….maybe, I don’t know

Don’t worry Gordon, there’s shum way to go yet.

My son had his ALF doll duct taped to the B pillar of his stock car. It did seem to keep him off the wall.

I never watched “Alf” but I recognize him when elephants are treading on him. (He needed the “Don’t Tread on Me” flag………..)

positively disgusting!