Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2009
Transcript:
Doc says, "This is a microwave. You place food here, set the timer and?" E.B. says, "Whoa?Hold on?" E.B. says, "Put food in?...Set a timer? Why?" Doc says, "E.B., they don't have gourmet synthesizers in 2009?" Doc says, "They're required to make their own meals..." E.B. says, "Good lord! I'm surprised they're so obese given the hardship of obtaining food..." Doc says, "Keep in mind, they haven't yet invented metabolic modulators!..." Monty thinks, "Great...I've suddenly totally lost my appetite for this 'Hot pocket panini'..."