Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2002

Transcript:

"It's no use..I can't sleep.." "As a vampire with insomnia, I'm awake all day, but I can't go outside without getting fried.." "Ow!" "I'm basically a prisoner in my own condo.." "Brad, you know I love you and I don't want to hurt you, but I also love your identical twin Alberto.." "..and then there's the daytime TV.."