Monty by Jim Meddick for April 18, 2001

Transcript:

"Um, Loco, can you explain this nude photo of me, framed in elephant dung, entitled "white male devil tyrant?" "What?" "Well...I'm your boyfriend. If I'm so bad, why are you dating me?" "You're a white male devil tyrant, but still you're less tyrannical than other white male devil tyrants.." "Oh...I see." "...and now your inscription on my last Valentine's day card suddenly makes sense." "You're still my one and only fascist-boy."