Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 11, 2013
July 10, 2013
July 12, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra: So, I ditch you for a while so I can amass a pirate fortune, and you toss me aside for some "scooby-doo" reject! Rip: She wouldn't leave me to be mauled to death by tigers. Cobra: Ooh! Take off your rainbow scented love glasses, big boy. You know what she's done to you? She's tricked you into believeing love is supposed to be warm and cuddly! Rip, get real! If you're not risking your life on a daily basis, love means nothing! Rip: Cobra, love should mean saying you're sorry for throwing me out of a helicopter!
The Nihilist almost 11 years ago
Risking your ‘own’ life is one thing — Being put at risk by your ‘loving and caring’ spouse another topic…
Time for Breezy to step in and take a hand with Cobra
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Love means never having to say you’re sorry…for throwing someone out of a helicopter.
Peony Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The plot moves forward with drama and comedy in each line. Dan is amazing.
Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I am sooooo glad that my ex didn’t have a helicopter.
Mary Dew almost 11 years ago
Rainbow-scented love glasses? Love it.
PMark almost 11 years ago
Ahhhh, Cobra cares. How sweet. :)
So when do Cobra and Breezy go head-to-head?
PMark almost 11 years ago
Neat. My two favorite comics — Rip Haywire and Luann — are each having a moment of truth today!
mntim almost 11 years ago
Time for Ker-Couples Counseling.
Rip, how does it make you feel that Cobra threw you out of a helicopter with your hands tied?
PMark almost 11 years ago
Strictly speaking, Rip was not pushed out of the helicopter. He jumped.
(6/6/2013)
Vermont Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m betting Breezy’s no pushover – after all, she’s got guts, lives in the jungle, flies her own plane. A nice foil for Cobra.
alleyoops Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’ll take the loser.
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
Breezy had little hearts popping in the air.Cobra should have arrows.
quartermain almost 11 years ago
Corbra, aptly named!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I love these guys! It’s obviously true love!
7samauri almost 11 years ago
Dump her Rip, she’s not worth it. Unless you enjoy abuse and pain and mistrust.
Big D almost 11 years ago
N-G49, I guess that you’ve never been in the the general vicinity of a ticed off Redheaded Woman……..
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
If Cobra can ditch him for a pirate fortune, Rip can toss her aside for a redhead.It’s only fair.