Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 26, 2013
June 25, 2013
June 27, 2013
Transcript:
Danae: Can you show us the way out of the woods, sir? Man: Hmm... not sure. I left civilization 30 years ago... I'm on a quest, vowing not to return until the hunt is done... but the giant turkey is still out here, eluding my gunsight, mocking me with fleeting glimpses... curse you, Moby-Tom!! Danae: Let me guess... your name is Ahab, right? Man: No, it's Herman... but call me Ishmael.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
Maybe you can get a turkey sandwich at Starbucks.
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
my friends call me steve, you can call me mel
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
This should be good! Thanks Wiley.
poppy1313 almost 11 years ago
a 30 year old bird can’t move very fast
jreckard almost 11 years ago
Somebody already found Moby-Tom, which he’d have known if he had checked http://www.youtube.com/watch?xyz.
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
Wiley’s been in the Wild Turkey too much!
tripwire45 almost 11 years ago
Twitter withdrawal has caused Danae to hallucinate.
alan.gurka almost 11 years ago
Or you can call me, “Al.”
dlbrown almost 11 years ago
I like it when he flips! It’s fun!
johndifool almost 11 years ago
Wow, his quest is the same as mine!.My turkey just gave herself away, however, so it won’t be much longer…
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 11 years ago
“Ok Wiley, you’ve finally flipped.”-
True, he thinks we’re a week from Thanksgiving. We’rea week from the The 4th of July!
passagemaker almost 11 years ago
But of course.
marvee almost 11 years ago
30 years ago? Who is he?
dabugger almost 11 years ago
Melville all over again? Hate to meet that turkey. Wait a minute, isn’t he a US Senator? Or Governor?
sarah413 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
People Call Me Maybe.@Omnius Your constant sniveling knows no bounds. Andy Warhol is on the phone, seems as though your 15 minutes expired a long time ago.
tygrkhat40 almost 11 years ago
There are those who call me…Tim.
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
This weekend I saw a preview for a movie about turkeys that were time-traveling back to take turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu. Now this guy is going the other way.
Dr_Fogg almost 11 years ago
Wabbit season next?
rsnsx almost 11 years ago
I can call you Betty, And Betty, when you call me, You can call me Al
(Don’t want to end up a cartoon, In a cartoon graveyard …..)
dennis17 almost 11 years ago
I wouldn’t expect Danae to be that literate.
W6BXQ, John almost 11 years ago
I believe it was Les Nesman (I’m not sure of spelling).
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNh5W491l3M
enjoy
Ryan Plut almost 11 years ago
Wiley has… jumped the shark!
neeeurothrush almost 11 years ago
but ya doesn’t has ta call me mister
Hawthorne almost 11 years ago
Not Sleepy Hollow then … lol!
Rcwhiting almost 11 years ago
Grear white meat
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Wiley’s adventure into the forest of Great Literature.That was not a popular book back in my day. Which kid wanted to come up and say “I read Moby Dick.” This led several to begin questioning their orientation. Where else can you get away with saying the last word and not being flagged.
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
If he’s been hunting for thirty years…..and this Turkey hasn’t found the bird , or lost a leg to it then the reference to the novel “Moby Dick” must be pure coincedence.
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
I drank six but none of them were inebriated !
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
As for his last name…..Melville maybe….and when his draft of “Moby Tom” doesn’t fry….I mean FLY….then he moves offshore loses a leg….and starts a whale of a tale!
Buggerlugs almost 11 years ago
I thought Moby Dick was an STD.
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Thank You Wiley for today’s laugh! Especially that last panel!