Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 18, 2013

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Charley the Australopithecine Man: Oasis? They're just the "Beatlemania" of the '90s. Man #2: Ha, ha! Woman: Ha! Charley: ! Man: ...Shaq will make the difference... Charley: Oh, yeah! Shaquille O'Neal is the Michael Jordan of the N.B.A. Charley: I've always felt that Billy Joel is the American James Taylor. Charley: Al Pacino is the Robert De Niro of actors. Charley: I find that the 1970s are the 1960s of the '90s. Charley: Y'know, spoons are the forks of silverware! Woman: Charley, you're annoying us with your sudden infatuation with ANALOGIES, which your protohominid mind seems incapable of properly constructing. Man: We'd like you to leave. Charley: That's okay. That party was the bad party of...parties! Oo! Good one!