The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 14, 2013
July 13, 2013
July 15, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Hello, Mr. Pennybags, I.R.S. records indicate you significantly under-reported the number of times you passed go...and the parking for your convertible may be free, but not tax-free.
Linux0s almost 11 years ago
Go directly to jail.
bkybl Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Do not pass Go, do not collect 2,000,000,000 dollars.
J Short almost 11 years ago
Evidently you didn’t read the Beware of Dog sign Mr. IRS man…
osceola almost 11 years ago
He’s got a monopoly on all the houses and hotels in the city and the best the government can do is get him for tax evasion?
Ross1001 almost 11 years ago
I think that’s how they got Al Capone.
Tuner38 almost 11 years ago
Extortion.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
curses! now he’ll have to mortgage those high rent green properties.
danlarios almost 11 years ago
he should have taken line dance lessons maybe this never would have happened?
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 11 years ago
At least they don’t know about the ‘kitty.’ It may not be in the rules, but it is still taxable.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
The game never said why you were going to jail, or why it was the same sentence every time. Made me wish some Chance cards would have you commit theft.
charlespercy almost 11 years ago
If you have an address, you pay tax!
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Ha—good one, phritzg.