Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 27, 2013

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    Just a new interface gesture: snip.

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    in a pinch it can relieve your crustaceans

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I think there’s a no-pinching claws in his insurance contract…but I’m not sure whether it has any teeth in it.

    Insurance is a shell game anyway.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Sure they can collect their 8 extra clams a month on his bill,but when he needs his phone replaced they get shellfish.

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    jreckard  almost 11 years ago

    I didn’t think hermits texted.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago
    Clueless Nitwitting paused beclalws of a nasty beech.
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    bmonk  almost 11 years ago

    Better to approach him from the side.

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