Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for July 03, 2013

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    arye uygur  almost 11 years ago

    How slim will Slim get if he stops eating?

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    Mineola  almost 11 years ago

    Slim will slim as slim as a slim gym in a gym!

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    gaebie  almost 11 years ago

    Isn’t Clovia’s conference over yet? Get her home and on to a new story!

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    hymmie  almost 11 years ago

    Cakes have feelings, slam the oven door while it’s baking and watch crater.

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    elgancho38  almost 11 years ago

    Don’t worry. By the time meat is made into burgers it’s already dead. The feelings have long gone. Same with veggies. By the time they’re picked and process, there’s not a bit of life left in them. Wait a minute! If plants have feelings, this might be the perfect excuse not to mow my lawn.

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    Bandera_Ken  almost 11 years ago

    Slim Slim. Clovia won’t recognize him.

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    Thomas Hamrick Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    AMEN ! Good one Susan .

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    lisebrouillette  almost 11 years ago

    Actually, Dook, plants CAN communicate, and therefore we should kill them “humanely” before we eat them, same as we should do with animals… which we don’t (unless they’re “free range” or kosher).

    Yes, peeling a carrot IS skinning it alive, just as boiling a potato can’t be pleasant for the potato… but I expect it will be the same for a lobster, and we have to eat.

    And btw, “legumes” canNOT be translated as “let go of me”, even loosely, I don’t know where you got that. “Legumes” HAS translated into English to mean something else, as it often happens.

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    boldyuma  almost 11 years ago

    So. if Slim becomes slim will he change his name to Porky?Inquiring minds want to know..

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