Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 23, 2013
June 22, 2013
June 24, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: Wanna try my homemade jelly? Bucky: Why not? I'm healthy. Oh... Oh, my sad little mouth. Satchel: You don't like it? Bucky: You know you're not supposed to use jellyfish, right? Satchel: It's strawberry! Bucky: You know it's not straw and berries, right? Satchel: It's fresh strawberries. Bucky: It tastes like if satan made jelly to try to cheer up. Satchel: Hm. Bucky: But it turned out so bad, it just made him sadder. No, it tastes like a filthy peasant started making jelly in 1348, but died of the plague and fell into the jelly, and they just sat there for 700 years until you found it. Bucky: It's medieval plague jelly, spoiled. Satchel: Give it back, then. Bucky: I didn't say I wasn't going to eat it!
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Odd Dog Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It’s bad to the last drop.
Sorry all. Think I’ll get my coffee now.
WoodEye almost 11 years ago
But Satchel wanted to roll in it!
jackhs almost 11 years ago
Where’s Buck’s blue eyes?
Before eating, that is.
Opus Croakus almost 11 years ago
Nothing made from strawberries could be all THAT bad. Nice images though, Bucky.
Arianne almost 11 years ago
“Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” ~ Woody Allen in “Annie Hall”
edclectic almost 11 years ago
My god! That tastes like moose turd pie! But it’s good, though…
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
who makes a good strawberry jelly?
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
at least try, they made bacon mayo! ugh.
kathyabk almost 11 years ago
OMG, just ROTFL so hard!!
SwimsWithSharks almost 11 years ago
I want to know Bucky’s Yelp name so I can read all his reviews.
girlgirlgirl almost 11 years ago
I don’t know if Conley does it on purpose, but cat’s that have blue eyes are also deaf.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
“But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to…”
YokohamaMama almost 11 years ago
In British English it is jelly if it is made with gelatine and eaten with cream or ice cream and a spoon. It’s jam if you spread it on bread or scones.
fixer1967 almost 11 years ago
That is like the old TV shows where some one orders a whiskey and takes drink that almost kills them only then to say “Smooooooth”. Then only to ask for more.
largokat almost 11 years ago
That scratching post looks pretty haggard.
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
Its the most horrible, disgusting, nasty tasting thing I have ever eaten...,More Please!
my_discworld almost 11 years ago
“MY SAD LITTLE MOUTH.” I am using this. That’s awesome.
AlexLion almost 11 years ago
This is so good! Such a good laugh! Ohhhh my! ))))