Today, Im gonna think only positive thoughts! Free exercise? Great!
Attaboy, er, horse, Horace!
I see the gas tank as totally empty.
Only 5 miles left to go…. that’s not bad!—And there’s no “reins” in sight… “neigh”, nary a drop of “rein"!!
And of course, he drives a “Mustang”! —Ironic that now, his mode of transportation can only equal one horsepower….
Let’s see how positive he feels when he returns and finds his car up on blocks and burned to a crisp….! ? ! ?
If he’s a Pinto, better hope no one hits him from behind.
Well, his car was a shade of BURNT ORANGE…. .HOOK ’UM HORNS!
What’s the positive thought about forgetting your gas can?
c’mon horrace, use that horsepower!
Forgot to say that the gas tank was “positively” empty, without a doubt!
Here’s another positive thought, Horace: You’re half sane!
July 31, 2015
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Attaboy, er, horse, Horace!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I see the gas tank as totally empty.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Only 5 miles left to go…. that’s not bad!—And there’s no “reins” in sight… “neigh”, nary a drop of “rein"!!
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
And of course, he drives a “Mustang”! —Ironic that now, his mode of transportation can only equal one horsepower….
InTraining almost 11 years ago
Let’s see how positive he feels when he returns and finds his car up on blocks and burned to a crisp….! ? ! ?
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
If he’s a Pinto, better hope no one hits him from behind.
Woody157 almost 11 years ago
Well, his car was a shade of BURNT ORANGE…. .HOOK ’UM HORNS!
bmonk almost 11 years ago
What’s the positive thought about forgetting your gas can?
amaki80 almost 11 years ago
c’mon horrace, use that horsepower!
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
Forgot to say that the gas tank was “positively” empty, without a doubt!
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Here’s another positive thought, Horace: You’re half sane!