“Let’s see what to write… uh…. they’re good for cars without tires…. uh…. good for keeping beds off of floors… uhhhh…. if you can pick it up, it’s a personal protection device more effective than pepper spray… it’s a doorstop…. uhh.. what else? It makes a good pet…. it’s a conversation piece, like… what’s that block doing there?… hmm… what… else?…’
Step aside Horace, and let a professional show you how it’s done:
It heavy, it’s rectangular, it’s grayIt’s the AMAZING Mr. Concrete Block.
Use it as a doorstop, use it for an anchor, use it to crush that dwarf. ( Don’t hand me the pliers )
Trying to spy on that sexy mare next door while she’s out sunbathing, but can’t see over the fence? Just climb up on Mr. Concrete Block. Or Ladies, is the perverted stallion next door spying on YOU in the backyard? Simply throw throw Mr. Concrete block at his head.
How much would you be willing to pay for this AMAZING home inconvenience? $30? $40 Even $50? Wrong! If you order today, you get Mr. Concrete Block for the AMAZING low price of only $9.95 ( plus $250.00 shipping and handling. )
Have your credit card, your Social Security card, and your bank account number ready and call 1-888-878-2537 today! That’s 1-888-USUCKER. Operators are standing tall.
surprisingly hard? It’s a block of concrete Horrace, what did ya expect, eh? How about you write an article about feathers or cotton balls or something softer?
comics almost 11 years ago
Writer’s block?
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
(Horace:)
“Let’s see what to write… uh…. they’re good for cars without tires…. uh…. good for keeping beds off of floors… uhhhh…. if you can pick it up, it’s a personal protection device more effective than pepper spray… it’s a doorstop…. uhh.. what else? It makes a good pet…. it’s a conversation piece, like… what’s that block doing there?… hmm… what… else?…’
scarbro almost 11 years ago
Hard, yes, hard to write about.
Q4horse almost 11 years ago
Of course he can’t write about it. It’s a writer’s block!
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
Step aside Horace, and let a professional show you how it’s done:
It heavy, it’s rectangular, it’s grayIt’s the AMAZING Mr. Concrete Block.
Use it as a doorstop, use it for an anchor, use it to crush that dwarf. ( Don’t hand me the pliers )
Trying to spy on that sexy mare next door while she’s out sunbathing, but can’t see over the fence? Just climb up on Mr. Concrete Block. Or Ladies, is the perverted stallion next door spying on YOU in the backyard? Simply throw throw Mr. Concrete block at his head.
How much would you be willing to pay for this AMAZING home inconvenience? $30? $40 Even $50? Wrong! If you order today, you get Mr. Concrete Block for the AMAZING low price of only $9.95 ( plus $250.00 shipping and handling. )
Have your credit card, your Social Security card, and your bank account number ready and call 1-888-878-2537 today! That’s 1-888-USUCKER. Operators are standing tall.
InTraining almost 11 years ago
" Block Party … ! ! ! "
bopard almost 11 years ago
(stop wasting all that paper, you blockhead – Lucy VanP)
Block around the ClockCarl Bloch is a painter. Lucienne took pictures,Andre juggled numbers, Eduard patched up Hitler.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
“Once upon a time there was a formed mass of concrete named Cinderblock, who lived with her ugly step-blocks and her wicked iron girder…”
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
Not sure how he holds the pencil, but I’m more concerned that he’s holding it with only a table underneath.
amaki80 almost 11 years ago
surprisingly hard? It’s a block of concrete Horrace, what did ya expect, eh? How about you write an article about feathers or cotton balls or something softer?
danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago
just bounce a few more ideas off it
bmonk almost 11 years ago
No wonder it’s hard to describe it. Horace has it laying on its side! His perspective is wrong.
samuli creator almost 11 years ago
Thursday’s DSotH should be up at about 4.15 EDT