Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 22, 2013

  1. Scaredy kat
    comics  almost 11 years ago

    Writer’s block?

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    (Horace:)

    “Let’s see what to write… uh…. they’re good for cars without tires…. uh…. good for keeping beds off of floors… uhhhh…. if you can pick it up, it’s a personal protection device more effective than pepper spray… it’s a doorstop…. uhh.. what else? It makes a good pet…. it’s a conversation piece, like… what’s that block doing there?… hmm… what… else?…’

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    scarbro  almost 11 years ago

    Hard, yes, hard to write about.

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    Q4horse  almost 11 years ago

    Of course he can’t write about it. It’s a writer’s block!

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    Simon_Jester  almost 11 years ago

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    InTraining  almost 11 years ago

    " Block Party … ! ! ! "

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    bopard  almost 11 years ago

    (stop wasting all that paper, you blockhead – Lucy VanP)

    Block around the ClockCarl Bloch is a painter. Lucienne took pictures,Andre juggled numbers, Eduard patched up Hitler.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    “Once upon a time there was a formed mass of concrete named Cinderblock, who lived with her ugly step-blocks and her wicked iron girder…”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    Not sure how he holds the pencil, but I’m more concerned that he’s holding it with only a table underneath.

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    amaki80  almost 11 years ago

    surprisingly hard? It’s a block of concrete Horrace, what did ya expect, eh? How about you write an article about feathers or cotton balls or something softer?

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    just bounce a few more ideas off it

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    bmonk  almost 11 years ago

    No wonder it’s hard to describe it. Horace has it laying on its side! His perspective is wrong.

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    samuli creator almost 11 years ago

    Thursday’s DSotH should be up at about 4.15 EDT

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