Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2013

The Moe Howard philosophy, eh?

It’s more blessed to give than receive.

Let’s set him up inside the Capitol building, and let him slap his way through Congress (though he may develop headslap elbow).

Gibbs retired?

I have the franchise in the Philippines.

No, no free. congress can’t tax free. You must charge. Charge enough and they will pay for it. After all if someone is stupid enough that they deserve a slap up side the head they are stupid enough to pay for it and think they got a heck of a deal. just put a little spin on the whole thing.

But who will spit on your shoes?

If Bert were a bachelor, I’d be tempted to quote the old maxim: Charity begins at home.

I could use one of those sometimes.

The world needs more people like him.

Today, We’re running a 2 for 1 sale!

People will pay for what they want, but not what they need. Of course, with THIS, you’re not paying for anything.

Sounds like the Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes) philosophy.

well, how long will be wait for …. whatever?

if he give slap up side head he have second AO

My grandfather used to clip me across the ear and say " That’s fer nothin’. Wait’ll ye do somethin" ! "

That is referred to as ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTHank Williams Jr. 1984“Used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom”“It was an attitude adjustment, I guess it was his first time”

At least this guy’s got a corner on the market.

Not to criticize an awesome strip, but I think I’d like to see the old lady’s dialogue as a stand-alone narrator box. Or maybe just a caption at the bottom of the strip.

Anyone dumb enough to fall for that should demand a refund.

I read about some kids that really could use that service. May I send them over?

More people need a ‘slap upside the head’!!!!!