Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for May 29, 2013

Go peck on her roof.

Technically, that’s thirteen words, isn’t it? As in the old “I have seven interests: Sixpacks and drinking” ;)

We had a flicker hammering on a 55 gal. drum my dad had plans for.I was watching one day when he let drive on it, the vibration caused the bird to slid across the top of the drum..Rat-ta-tat-tat

Sorry Birdie, but you do NOT want to mess with Vicky!

there are some birds who start chirping at 3 am where i live.

Be glad you don’t have a lovelorn mockingbird that sings ALL NIGHT LONG.

Ray C: That’s nothing, I have 32 guages (it is a double barrel)..sbwertz: If you can’t appreciate the serenade, move to Sibera..ncalifgirl58: Harper Lee will get you for that!

Worse than a mocking bird is the whippoorwill all night long.

Vicki is number one in the pecking order.

Vicki will take care of it without being armed.

You can’t kill a woodpecker even on your property! They are on the endangered species list! You kill one, even by accident and the D.N.R. will have you in front of a judge paying a pretty penny for a fine!!!!!

I have one who pecks on the roof in my bedroom at the crack of dawn. I’ve had to have words with it several times.

The louder the sound, the better the woodpecker’s chances of finding a mate. They are endangered, beautiful, and a rare and good thing to be treasured.

so the woodpecker should starve its babies because its not convenient for Rose?

Note to self, don’t make Vicki angry.

Chuck Norris’s biggest fear: Vicki!