FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 03, 2013

No, Andy, you’re wrong — and you clearly can’t read a room, either!

Without coffee, I’d forget my head if it weren’t attached.Somewhat like Roger here.

“Kiss my grits…….”

@Andy

See the busy road with all those speeding cars out there…?? SIT ON IT!!!

Occasionally, my wife makes silly assumptions about what I don’t need, too.

NO.

I’d be swearing her fool head off.

Roger, feel your way to the mini-mart and get the largest cup you can find.So there Andy..\\//_

go decaf. just like non-alcoholic beer.

Andy means well, she wants her whole family to be healthy. A better way would ask him to cut down on the cups he has per day instead of demanding he quit drinking coffee completely. Of course this is a comic, so none of this matters.

and just think the government here in the us just announced today that caffeine withdrawal is a mental disorder http://www.abc22now.com/shared/news/top-stories/stories/wkef_vid_13749.shtml

Punch that broad in the mouth

Wait until he can’t stay awake at work and loses his job, then find out how healthy it is to go hungry and eat what you can get.

or, go the green tea route. same amount of caffeine as coffee, but healthier with those anti-oxidants.

I drink coffee simply because I like it. If, for whatever reason, coffee is not available, then I shrug it off and go about my daily business.

Roger’s head is disappearing!

He’s an empty suit.