Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Humor like this should be bard from the strip.

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    Bilan  almost 11 years ago

    Wait a sec.. It’s the people inside the prison that are supposed to suffer!

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    legaleagle48  almost 11 years ago

    Man, even Stephan Pastis is mortified by that one!

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    margueritem  almost 11 years ago

    No worse than the other puns we’ve seen around here.

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    Proginoskes  almost 11 years ago

    Shakespeare was such a potty mouth. (He’s responsible for the expression “the beast with two backs”, for instance.)

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    WoodEye  almost 11 years ago

    The only one that couldn’t just step through the bars and escape is Pastis.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    Please, Goat, for the “Pearls Before Swine” readers’ love, bail everyone out!

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    Bivitz  almost 11 years ago

    Goat just hasn’t had enough wine. A couple more and he’ll be dancing on the bar and shooting out the lights.

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    briggsishere  almost 11 years ago

    Goat looks very odd face-forward..

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    Rj_tapled  almost 11 years ago

    Rat and guard duck could walk out between the bars.

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    noahproblem  almost 11 years ago

    Oh, man, I can bar(e)ly stand this…

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Goat is channeling Diane Chambers, methinks. What we need is Norm and Cliff.

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    BOO! (Throws rotten tomato in Goat’s general direction.) I want my money back! I had a toothache that was funnier!…It’s way funnier in prison. Who does a guy have to rob to get thrown in the clink with the funny ones?

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    eddie6192  almost 11 years ago

    Puns like that should be barred.

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    Ozark12  almost 11 years ago

    LGD FOR PRESIDENT !!

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    Destiny23  almost 11 years ago

    Time for the Killer Dolphins to make a comeback!

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    cdward  almost 11 years ago

    I notice pig’s not there. Are we being set up for something?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Tomorrow Paris will read from Shakespeare’s drama, "Julius, Grab That Woman Now!‘…That was the title until Bill’s editor made him change it to “Julius,Seize Her”!

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    hariseldon59  almost 11 years ago

    Goat is very reminiscent of Frasier Crane. I always thought that Kelsey Grammer would be perfect as the voice of Goat.

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    jmartin1955  almost 11 years ago

    Brilliant – Pastis now can use all of his rejected bad puns and blame them on Goat

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    rshive  almost 11 years ago

    Can Goat be dis-bard?

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    Well, everyone is either in bars or behind them at least.

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    posstockhoarder  almost 11 years ago

    What about Zeeba?! Where is he?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Out, Out damned goat!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Pearls before Wine?

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    Perkycat  almost 11 years ago

    Lots of bar humor here.

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 11 years ago

    Ahhhh, then Goat picks up his beer and shakes it. (ShakesBEER)

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 11 years ago

    “A Midsummer’s Nightcap?”

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    bubjerryk  almost 11 years ago

    Goat and lemmings need jail time

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    Me3000  almost 11 years ago

    all the worlds a stage and the goats, pigs, and rats merely players

    of course in this world they are all merely dinner (yes even rats depending on the year and position in the world)

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    hariseldon59  almost 11 years ago

    Yes, I think Herp means the lemmings. But there actually were some moles featured in the strip a few years ago.

    http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2008/04/17

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    Ambydextrous  almost 11 years ago

    Lil Guard Duck! It’s not enough that he’s already behind bars, now he’s making death threats. He can get a life sentence or worse end up on somebody’s dinner plate.

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    seanyj  almost 11 years ago

    Zebra’s not locked up. Lets see if he can carry the strip!

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    William Ellwin Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    What happened to zeeba and croc?

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    seanyj  almost 11 years ago

    Or how about some more Lemming Jokes Stephan?

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Sorry, Goat. You’ve very cute but it’s really not the same without everybody else.

    Especially Rude Rat.

    LOL xxx

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    Srover  almost 11 years ago

    This was a lot better than Sunday’s.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 11 years ago

    get that goat a pumpkin blaster

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    William Ellwin Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    pastis must be lazy because zeeba and croc have been MIA the last two or three days…

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    RetFor  almost 11 years ago

    this pun is a stool…

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    TWODAN  almost 11 years ago

    Goat’s humor could be a big hit…….on Vulcan.

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    chrisjb88  almost 11 years ago

    Lmfao wow

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    tazz555  almost 11 years ago

    Lets see there is Goat, the crocs, the lemmings, and neighbor bob

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    banananananana  almost 11 years ago

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    laurac5800  almost 9 years ago

    Great. If Stephan thinks a pun is bad, it’s REALLY bad.

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    alluradedendra  over 8 years ago

    Even Patis thought that pun was bad.

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    Larry Croc  about 6 years ago

    Me cant watch.

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    DEEZ NUTS  almost 3 years ago

    Pearls “oh gawd” is like big nates “cripes”

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