Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 24, 2013
May 23, 2013
May 25, 2013
Transcript:
Master: You know Rip Haywire!? Cobra: I know him in every sense of the word, buster! But we're on the outs since I become pirate queen. Master: Naturally. Perhaps we could enter into a little pirate agreement - Cobra: I'm listening. Master: I've waited half my life for a chance to wreak revenge on Rip Haywire! Give him to me, and you'll get half the loot in my treasury! Cobra: 75% and I'll put a bow on him!
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
To anyone reading Rip Haywire for the first time I bet they would think that Tubby Troll and CC are about to enter covenant but we know different. Grin, then sarcastic grin and then lol.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 11 years ago
Cobra will do anything to keep things exciting for Rip, like a good(ex)wife would.
Not Me almost 11 years ago
So that is where she keeps her stiletto.
McGehee almost 11 years ago
“I said I’d give him to you. I didn’t say he wouldn’t ka-pummel you into a soft, pudgy lump — er, even more of a soft, pudgy lump.”
alleyoops Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Cobra won’t be satisfied with anything less than 100%.
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
The vamp loves to vogue.
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
90% for the complete Xmas giftwrap package.
DorianKTB almost 11 years ago
Oh, please! Life just wouldn’t be fun for Rip and Cobra if they didn’t keep turning the tables on bad guys and each other! :-D