Wife: “You’re the one that ate all the real wax ones we used to put out for decoration…”
That’s my folks. My mom keeps food in the fridge like they’re heirlooms.
Fruit…to look at and never never eat.
Better than my ex-girlfriend, who wrote the date on the bananas with a Sharpie. Guess when they got too black to read the date, they’d be thrown out. Don’t know – they never got that far in our house.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Wife: “You’re the one that ate all the real wax ones we used to put out for decoration…”
Cofyjunky almost 11 years ago
That’s my folks. My mom keeps food in the fridge like they’re heirlooms.
LingeeWhiz almost 11 years ago
Fruit…to look at and never never eat.
farren almost 11 years ago
Better than my ex-girlfriend, who wrote the date on the bananas with a Sharpie. Guess when they got too black to read the date, they’d be thrown out. Don’t know – they never got that far in our house.