Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 05, 2013

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    pawpawbear  almost 11 years ago

    (Long high pitched trill) Yee Hah!!!!!! Stimulating Cinco de Mayo hugs all around. You to Mr. Murray, whereever you are.

    Please don"t flap those jaws too much, Andy. Women can hear like dogs can when their man is talking about them. Wouldn’t want ole Jackie to be collateral dameage would you?

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    pawpawbear  almost 11 years ago

    Ladies, please don’tmistake me for a mysogenist. I’m merely taking on the role of Devil’s advocate.

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    Mikeyj  almost 11 years ago

    I wonder how Jackie stays in business, Andy seems to be his only customer, most of the time!

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    Simon_Jester  almost 11 years ago

    Considering that Flo nearly broke Andy’s nose with one of her fairy cakes earlier this week, he probably has a point.

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    transylvanian  almost 11 years ago

    Poor Flo’s cooking. She goes to a lot of trouble to make burnt offerings. :)

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    Stagger Lee  almost 11 years ago

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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    No, i am not going to linc a Neil Diamond tune. “sorry”

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    Sandfan  almost 11 years ago

    Actually, it’s easy to tell the difference between Flo’s cooking and stones. The stones have flavor.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    Also, the stones have nutrients! (Of course, I think it takes a lot of gall to compare stones to cooking….it might also take stones!)

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Why doesn’t Flo just pelt the ‘stone food’ off his stupid, empty head?!

    If she doesn’t do it then I will.

    LOL xxx

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Find The Wonderful Magical Soup Stone by Dr. Hook and listen…tells the fairy tale version in a song..

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Our Casper sent this in reference to the past two days comments…sorry, but I flaked out early last night…church this morning ya know…sorry its late Boulder man and you guys…you didn’t try to Call me

    Did Andy just rip a hole in the space-time continuum ?

    The Doctor will be verry cross.Next time ask for the department of Financial Appropriation or Financial Disbursements.

    .Chalkie j said, about 1 disconnected number ago

    Greetings from the City of Asbury Park. .Marty Feldman has spooky eyes. .Good Pogo, Chawkee. I love how the link allows for mega blowup. .Scroogeman said, about 11 splinters ago

    Wouldn’t Andy’s hand be bleeding from smashing the glass?

    I would just use the butt end of an empty. Some of those bottles are pretty thick..Number Three said, about 6 missing persons ago

    @Linda Dean

    Did Gweedo see my reply to him on Thursday?

    A great big Ooops ! &&Hi Gweedo! Sorry to hear the weather has been horrible for you. I hope it won’t be like that for much longer.I’m OK at meeting new people but that doesn’t mean that I’ll not be nervous if I ever meet one of the recievers of my blood. I wouldn’t know what to say.If the reciever tried to pay me or anything like that then I would just say ‘NO WAY’ because I wouldn’t feel good about myself anymore.Have you listened to any more of your CDs recently?I’m glad you’re doing well. May you have a wonderful day.I wondered why I didn’t see anything from you Friday..I am kinda involved lately. The weather is breaking just enough to get outside. I changed 3 heater hose links today and a couple of short ones on the front of the motor that have tight bends, which I may have to do over as the replacement hoses for those two are not pre-bent. I had to cut and bend hose pieces. Overall, two of the hoses had cracks in them; it was time. The car overheats quickly because of that or that there may still be a big bubble in the cooling system. I partially drained it before pulling the lines. A job that should take about an hour or so from start to finish was an all day sucker due to accessibility issues.

    I suppose if I were a receiver I would say thank you. I wouldn’t accept any kind of gratuity for something like that myself. I put on a cd now and then in between just streaming the tunes online. The sound is good !A happy Sunday to you !.Linda Dean said, about 21 sleepy times ago

    @gweedomurray

    …Wake me up before you go-go…or at least roll over so you quit snoring…lmao….sorry, couldnt resist…okay, I could have, but why?…

    Quit hoggin’ the blankets !
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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Feliz de Cinco de Mayo Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    and a more timely posting from our very own Casper the friendly ghost…Do the Ceenco…

    John Pike said, 21 pina coladas ago

    (Long high pitched trill) Yee Hah!!!!!! Stimulating Cinco de Mayo hugs all around.

    Do the hat dance John !
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    Chalkeye  almost 11 years ago

    Well, It exists; check yer browser somewhere. But sure anyone w/o Mexican heritage would have no reason/ incentive to celebrate . That would be like mi observing Xmas instead of the more-logical Solstice/Newyear. . . . .but i am 100% SoCalifornian, so i DO have Mexican heritage, and It’s a lot stronger here than Basque, Russian, English, British, UK-ian, Commonweathly, or Victorian influences.It’s a celebration of a historical Victory, but it’s become a victory of Celebration. Last night i saw Civilians Petting Police Horses. I saw Drivers more-respectful than i’ve ever seen ever. I heard zero harsh words. Kitsching the mood as only Mister Onion and select DeadBeats can, I slept as a Native back-when would; on the River Levee of the same name as the Pueblo [possibly the first-time sober since High School]. I had incentive to celebrate and felt a li’l pride, too; being a successfully peacefully mobile intelligent Unit in a ‘Foreign’ setting. i was possibly the only One there with Salt/Straw Hair, put-It that way.

    BTW Your claim of that suspension happening as-You-describe in a Cali Pub School is highly dubious. Like something was askew.

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