Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 24, 2013

Im not sure how I feel about unicorn vomit but a unicorn web would be cool. I wounder what all these characters are like? Is it like Charlot’s Web? James and the Giant Peach? Bugs life? Hungary Hungary Caterpillar?

Horses can’t barf, they are strictly one way with the consumables. Unicorns? Dunno….

Dana, how was your birthday yesterday?

I hope you had a nice day. :-)

Unicorn’s do not vomit and never get sick. It would be beneath their dignity and bodily perfection. Marigold is just teasing Phoebe. Teasing seems to be one of her basic personality traits.

You never know until you try, Marigold. That being said, please don’t.

What would be awesome?, an spider unicorn or an unicron unicorn?

“Can you [vomit]?” “It has never come up.” Ta-ta-BOOM-ching!

Equines can’t puke, they just get colic

Do you really want her to?Do you really want to know if she can?

Well Im sure her vomit will be considered fantastic and not disgusting

Then don’t do it Unicorn!

Save the unicorn vomit for full color Sunday.

Unicorns vomit rainbows!

I bet it involves double rainbows.

Never come up. Get it? I love this strip.

Sperm whale vomit is pretty cool and awesome.

for a second I actually thought those were the lines

it would be pretty awesome if i could make parchments float in front of my face AND have hands (it’d be great for playing the violin outside)