Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2013

Sing along with Sherlock: “Get your motor runnin’… head out on the highway…”

Two urban legends being exploited here.

breakin the law…breakin the law

See him in the slammer (with Stephan, Zebra, Crocodile, Rat, Pig, Donkey and Duck) if he survives?

And the next will wear white after Labor Day.

why is that the tag can’t be removed?

Almost makes me wanna jump.

What else could he do but jump after that heinous crime?

How do they balance tipped over like that?

Lemming on the edge.

F**k da police!

Guess jail awaits him at the bottom of the Pearls Before Swine Gorge

Great another cellmate for the crew

Yeah, I always thought that was the dumbest law…

@JACKhs106 – comics physics, natch

Who says artists don’t read the comments on here!

He probably had never used milk crates either. Square.

Something about that bed bugs me.

I always wondered what the penalty was for removing that tag…

the consumer may remove the tag. If you need it for warranty then keep it with your paperwork.

When we next see most of the Pearls gang in jail their number will have increased by one undied lemming.

That’s right… Go for what you want.

LOL xxx

Thanks goodness someone has their head on straight. That “except by consumer” mattress gag was never funny 25 years ago. Oh, and we order diet soda’s with a cheeseburger to cut the sweet, not the fat! There, now I feel better!!

Maybe giant Jeffy will catch them.

I would’ve shoved the mattress off the ledge first and…happy landings!

I once went to party where the theme was to dress up as a criminal (famous probably) as the guy who removed the tag from a pillow, I wore a pillow case; and was the only one who dressed up

That isn’t what they say and that isn’t what it means!I expect better Pastis!

“Under penalty of law, this tag not to be removed except by the consumer." Nothing wrong with the owner (consumer) removing it.

Matricide.

See they can carry the humor!