Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2013
May 12, 2013
May 14, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: Listen, you obviously go back home at the end of your work day. Just tell me how and I can join you and get off this tiny island. Bartender: Oh, sure, but can you give me that cocktail napkin? It must have blown off the bar. Zebra: Sure. Where is it? Bartenders are so darn clever. Zebra's Bad Vacation
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Sneaky…
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Bad move, Barkeep; now he’ll give you two bad reviews.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
Wonder if she’ll come back for the bar stool.
arye uygur almost 11 years ago
Maybe tomorrow the bartender from “Doonesbury” will come.
cdgar almost 11 years ago
Scotty must have beamed her up!
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
I think it’s a sub, made to look like an island on top !
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
How did she do that? —And so fast!Poor Zeeba Neighba!
John Falstaff almost 11 years ago
Zeeba, you esk Larry, Larry geev you ride on his back. Get you home safe! Emember—ees gud luck to rub yousef wif bobbycue sause before riding a crok. Have fun, zeeba!
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
She pulled a Houdini on Zeeba neighba.
mbreed184 almost 11 years ago
Zebra’s chair moved… Did anyone else catch that?
bornfree99 almost 11 years ago
did she just pulled the malaysian blackout? blink and things will magically appear or disappear. exactly what happened in the most.recent election in malaysia.
Soroxas almost 11 years ago
How did the stool move to the center of the island?
jmartin1955 almost 11 years ago
We have stayed here too long.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
Sorry Zebra, she’s heard the old “take me home with you” line a thousand times before.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
hear today…gone yesterday!
finale almost 11 years ago
Zebra; put your sunglasses on, close your eyes and clink two Mojitos together and say: “There’s no place like home….there’s no place like home….”. If it doesn’t work you can still knock down the Mojitos.
reverendike almost 11 years ago
It’s a lot better than the vacation Zebra’s cousin went on last year – the Life of Pi cruise …
Potrzebie almost 11 years ago
I wonder if Zebra is on Lost?
TTL almost 11 years ago
Time to airlift the zebra off the rock already.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Reminds me of when SpongeBob was stuck in Rock Bottom and the bus kept passing by . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S79d_9XXuo0
(Kind of speeded up here.)
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Oh that’s nice (!)
Poor Zebra.
xxx
Scott S almost 11 years ago
Maybe she’s a leprechaun
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Obviously none of you has ever been a female bartender.
Disappearing at closing time is one of the first things you learn. Basic survival skill.
RobinHood2013 almost 11 years ago
Hey, it was either this or get eaten by Larry the crocodile.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Sisyphos … not me!In all my checkered career, I’ve actually never been a bartender…But I’ve known some…and, like many starving students, for a month or two, in MUCH younger days, I took a job as a cocktail waitress.
I seen discovered that it was not the environment for me.
bmonk almost 11 years ago
She’s off the time clock—and the island.