How about when someone comes up to you and says their sorry about your mother dying and she is sitting next to you. It just happened to be someone with the same name.
Upon awakening the proper Plugger follows the following sequence:Examine both big toes for signs of a toe tag.Check the obituaries for your name.Check the Wanted posters at the Post Office.
If you do not find any evidence of your name in any of those places, you are having a good day.
One week, the editor of a small town weekly was supposed to print a tribute to one of its finest citizens….somehow….it appeared as an obituary. The citizen jokingly called the editor to ask about it….the editor wanted to know where he was calling from!!!
I can’t meet enough new people to replace the ones that are no longer here.I wonder at what point in life you “max out” as far as the number of (living) people that you know.
WillardMBaker almost 11 years ago
When I don’t see my name in the list, I have to get up? Damn!
w2lj almost 11 years ago
Still the comics first. Because if you’re a plugger, some things never change.
PDXCubbie almost 11 years ago
I’m with you! The Obits are too depressing.
KatD Premium Member almost 11 years ago
How about when someone comes up to you and says their sorry about your mother dying and she is sitting next to you. It just happened to be someone with the same name.
PlainBill almost 11 years ago
Upon awakening the proper Plugger follows the following sequence:Examine both big toes for signs of a toe tag.Check the obituaries for your name.Check the Wanted posters at the Post Office.
If you do not find any evidence of your name in any of those places, you are having a good day.
jppjr almost 11 years ago
One week, the editor of a small town weekly was supposed to print a tribute to one of its finest citizens….somehow….it appeared as an obituary. The citizen jokingly called the editor to ask about it….the editor wanted to know where he was calling from!!!
battle of plattsburgh almost 11 years ago
I can’t meet enough new people to replace the ones that are no longer here.I wonder at what point in life you “max out” as far as the number of (living) people that you know.
grosservater almost 11 years ago
I’m 65 and I still read the comics first.
SnuffyG almost 11 years ago
And you compare the deceased’s age against your own.
ColonelClaus almost 11 years ago
The older I get, the younger the deceased are
anserman38 almost 11 years ago
That was George Burns, Simpsonfan