Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 22, 2013

Houseguests like that might provoke Joanie to – Nah, never mind. Too tired after the week here in Boston to go rattle cages.

Slacks 5th Avenue!

Is Washington between Connecticut and Colorado? Confused…

Freegans?

Does this mean they’re going to recruit Jeff to help grow weed in the basement?

Or 95 to 10 to 35 to 40 to 25

Speak of the devil!

More like, “Hotel of Slack”.

Master, if you’re coming south on I-95, you’re going to hit Baltimore’s Beltway before ever getting near Washington. Baltimore is about 35 miles north of the District.

That said, Zonk and Zip could never be accused of having common sense, so it’s plausible they elected not to take I-70.

This is starting to sound like The Californians skit on SNL, where every conversation revolves around “How can you get there from here?”

Lennie! Squiggy! How did you get here?

@greggyh53Trudeau not only knows how to get to Kansas City (I met him when he was here a couple years back), he can tell the difference between Kansas City, Mo. and Kansas City, Kansas, which a whole lot of celebrities can’t seem to do. They’ll do a concert or whatever here in Kansas City but for some odd reason think they’re in bleedin’ KANSAS!

For them, shouldn’t the doorbell have said “Bong”?

They could. If Zipper’s never been to Washington, that could be an out-of-the-way trip so he can say he’s been there. The cherry blossoms are still out somewhat. And they better hope they don’t hit 270 at evening rush hour. :P

We need a map of where everyone lives!!!

I’m lost.

A convergence of losers.

Quick, slam the door and lock it!

Dopers vote republican?!?