Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Danae: I want to start clearing a career path for my road to riches, Daddy... Joe: O-o-o-kay... Danae: ...I've just gotta find a need I can fill. Anything come to mind? Joe: Yes... my cup needs to be filled with more coffee. Danae: I ask for a machete, and you give me a butter knife... Joe: That's what we call parenting.
BenderSastre almost 11 years ago
Even Bill Gates and Donald Trump had to start small.
jnik23260 almost 11 years ago
Woman’s work!
Linguist almost 11 years ago
SNERK ! That’s definitely my laugh for the day. All too true in life, Danae. That’s what parenting is all about…
gjsjr41 almost 11 years ago
Get him a cup of coffee and charge him 5 dollars.
cdward almost 11 years ago
Wield that butter knife proudly!
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
Whatever she brings back in that cup, DON’T DRINK IT!!! You should know your daughter well enough by now to know not to trust her!
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Half a loaf is better than a kick in the knee,Is there going to be some tea or just more sympathy…?A whole loaf is better than a kick in the head.If you tell me what you mean I’ll tell you what I said.……I send you for jelly, you come back with jam..Who exactly do you think I am?……….(Hunter, Kick in the Head….)
Varnes almost 11 years ago
And Danae, go clean your room…and get that nasty sock off the end of the bed…..Yeah, like that’s gonna happen…..
DoctorLarryO almost 11 years ago
What happened to the woman Daddy was engaged to? I haven’t seen her and I think I have kept up. But I am old…….
Commentator almost 11 years ago
Whatever happened to that lady he married?
emptc12 almost 11 years ago
Little things like that might come back to haunt you! Fifty years from now when Danae visits you in assisted living, don’t let her wheel your chair near any stair cases… Um, I’m giving advice to a cartoon character…
dabugger almost 11 years ago
better to spread it around…..
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
After a while she can move to Starbucks.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And so it begins. No mater how good she becomes, her destiny is to fill her bosses coffee cup.
Rickapolis almost 11 years ago
Design an app that hypnotizes people into doing what you want. Nothing to it.
pcolli almost 11 years ago
I asked for a lot of things when I was a kid, but I never got them.
bmonk almost 11 years ago
“Which father among you would give his child a snake when asked for a fish”—or for that matter, when asked for a snake would hand it over?
McSpook almost 11 years ago
I’m reminded of a line from “Gone With The Wind” (admittedly, not the most enlightened movie):“Wantin’ ain’t gettin’.”
dennis17 almost 11 years ago
Danae is being awfully sober and practical this week. Surely that won’t last.
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
She will get back at him for this…..as far as $5 a cup for the coffee….I hear Starbucks is $7 a cup…..with “gratuity” she’ll charge him $10
dennis17 almost 11 years ago
The girl friend thing. I think she’s just been put in storage by Wiley. I read this every day and I haven’t seen any formal split. I continue to believe that she and the less glamorous girl that Dad carefully sidestepped for years are the same person.