Endtown by Aaron Neathery for April 15, 2013

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    Level_Head  about 11 years ago

    He (and she) may be thinking “aberrant”And perhaps Holly’s comment was errantBut the fact still remainsAllgood’s counting on gainsFor there is no such law that’s now current=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

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    jon.acntx  about 11 years ago

    This is getting intense. One right question or wrong answer could end this trial at any time.

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    dirtyoldlady1  about 11 years ago

    He is still wearing the bandages to keep his fat head from exploding. That look says " gotcha" . Blessed Be

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    Ida No  about 11 years ago

    I’m convinced. Hang ’em all!

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    Level_Head  about 11 years ago

    “No further questions” is okayIt only ends that witness-stayAnd ends what’s called the “redirect”We’ll soon see just whose case is wrecked.=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

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    Level_Head  about 11 years ago

    I spent weeks on a witness standMy end is what their team had plannedThey’d spent more than a million bucksBut at the end, they looked like schmucksAnd yet, that time was quite intense!Each answer might change all eventsAnd some trick wording they’d contriveMeans your big case could take a dive!=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

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    crystalwizard  about 11 years ago

    yawn. Time to read something else for a month or so till Aaron finishes with this trial.

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    pam Miner  about 11 years ago

    Holly needs ti get her spunkyness up and running, I agree she has to remember her and Wally and her future as it was.

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    Jenner Premium Member about 11 years ago

    The Town of Silence, by Jennerto the tune of “The Sound of Silence”, by Simon and GarfunkelHello darkness, my old friend.You’ve found the town we call the End.You bring a cloud of condemnation,To lay a shroud as a contagionOn our people, who are hiding from the warAnd so much more,Within the town of silence.I see the people deep inside.They swallow beans, they swallow pride.They live with grief, they live with hunger,And some with shame and some with anger,Against a curse, that eats a human visage whole,But not the soul – The soul remains to silence.And of the people it did damn,Some dream: “I’m human, still I am.Ignore the fur. Ignore the feathers.Pretend you don’t have horns and udders.Hide your parts that make a decent person stare.And comb your hair.And joint the town of silence.”And if you think you have a sayIn how you eat and breathe and play,Prepare to learn your words are worthlessTo power rotten ‘neath the surface.So I stared in the lens, and I challenged the hiding throngTo prove me wrong.It spoke the sound of silence.With gentle people’s lives at stakeFor such a simple thing as cake,Will we accept our evolution?Or stand and watch an execution?While the stooge and the puppet can’t see that our bleeding townIs going down.It is the town of silence.And in a vision mad I sawTen thousand people, maybe more.People screaming out in fury,Tearing down the judge and jury.Tell the pow’r we’re the future and we’re human, so give us voice.Respect our choice.Or reap a town of violence.

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    LordGrey  about 11 years ago

    Well, living in a bare surrounding for days without a meaningfull task can have such an effect on people. I don’t think it’s sleep deprivation, more likely sensor deprivation.

    And still, Allgood asks the wrong questions. Maybe someone should hand him a mirror.The change was radical, and so common ideas no longer apply. You can’t stay with humane standards anymore as all humanity, at least in appearance, is lost. Only the mental ideology is what’s left. So my comment, radical changes ask for radikal rethinking of one’s standard. Adapt or be extinct, but it’s not possible to uphold humane thoughts if your extincted.

    Hope this makes sense, it’s not easy to philosophize in a different language. Like building a small clockwork with a sledgehammer…

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago

    No more aberrant than her being a cow in the first place. I wonder what panda-specific behaviors or physiological effects Mr. Allgood is ashamed to admit as aberrant but he has to do.

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    I really can’t wait till they put Linda up there! I love Holly (who doesn’t?) But you have to admit Linda doesn’t put up with much crap. Its like: " I’m here I’m an anthro, I’ll deal with it, don’t make my life any more miserable or ill fight." You noticed she’s not losing it, tho I thought she would

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member about 11 years ago

    You get cheese from milk…but what’s the recipe?

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    Back on Friday or Thursday’s posts someone made mention about humanity being an appearance. So I looked it up. There is no definitions about humanity as such, but instead , of having human qualities that defines you as human. In my opinion here, Allgoods questions are intellectually dishonest as a result, so are his assessment. I hope JJ picks up on this. People became anthro to adapt to the world they now live in. As I mentioned in the past, their still people just in different form. Their humanity is not lost. If it was, there would be no Endtown

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    BBWolf128  about 11 years ago

    Well maybe Allgood does have some thing that he wishes to remain hidden. That he is ashamed of..Giant Panda: Because it consumes a diet low in nutrition, it is important for it to keep its digestive tract full. Given this large diet, the giant panda can defecate up to 40 times a day..Where did he come up with such a large bandage so quickly. Maybe he did modify it out of his stockpile of depends. That would explain why it looks like underwear.

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    salenstormwing  about 11 years ago

    Look at this mutant cow person, oppressing herself by giving her milk to others! There’s only one thing we can do to help save her from herself…. BANISH and/or KILL HER!

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    That’s alot of beans! Must smell nice in his office! Guessing he doesn’t get too many visitors!!

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    This is all well and good. Holly seems to be the only one on trial here. Linda has an excuse, she did not know. Maude has an excuse, she was trying to help. Holly has no excuse except CHEESEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (I do believe that would be an excuse for ME but court may not agree).Still comes down to this. This is all Dog and Pony show. It means nothing. The Council has already made up its mind and the decision is foregone conclusion.Right now the discussion is human versus mutant behavior.

    Everyone in Endtown knows exactly what Jake and Allgood are going on about. It is the talk behind closed doors now coming to light. I remember in our universe when Human Sexual Behavior went through stuff like this. What was behind closed doors now in the open. SCANDALOUS it was! Now common and accepted to discuss openly.I think Jake needs to shift his tactics to an attack directly at the Council. Its on live video feed so attack the Council head on as being fixed and working its own secret agenda. Bring up what Al has told them. Make them begin to squirm under the spot light. Their reaction can be a key to breaking this open.Shift the spot light from the Milk Town Three to the real culprits of a CRIME. Jake has the stage, the attention of all of Endtown. We only heard one time from Jake. I think he has a plan, Jackrabbits are sneaky like that.And I agree with others. Allgood needs to loose the wrappings on his head. Probably needs a hair cut by now or just a trim. Like at the NECK!!!!

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    Arcaton  about 11 years ago

    I was under the impression that dairy cows need to be milked to avoid considerable pain and discomfort. Surely milking Maude is a social service with cheese and yoghurt as byproducts…

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    lordrunningclam  about 11 years ago

    For what it’s worth I have heard of cheese made from human milk. It’s an oddity and I’m not sure I’d try it but it has been done. I certainly wouldn’t have anybody arrested over it. Consenting adults, and all that.

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    With an avatar body like that I have heard that "I’m getting a headache’ more than once.I you had a small portion of Leve-Head’s talent you would probably get sick.It is how Level_Head expresses himself. It is a think of beauty. If you don’t like it go elsewhere you will not be missed or just don’t post and enjoy the story.

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    BBWolf128  about 11 years ago

    I would say that , Yes, I was saying that.

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    harmgb  about 11 years ago

    Please, folks, keep voting over at topwebcomics…..use the links near the top, on ’level_head’s posts

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    Darwinskeeper  about 11 years ago

    Dora,I really enjoy Level Head’s and Jenner’s poetic turns. The closest I’ve ever come to this sounds much more like something Wierd Al would like.

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Especially leave Jenner alone. She has more talent in her little finger than you have in your whole body.And who made you Queen of the Midway???To quote Monty Python“I didn’t vote for you!”

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    And if you feel the URGE Dora take me on!From the Clash (Rock the Kasbah)Dora don’t like it……Doing the Poetry Doing the PoetryYou know she really HATES IT!!!Doing the Poetry, Doing the Poetry.;-( to you Dingle.I will defend my fellow viewers.Leave them alone, throw it me. Hells bells, I am a veteran of Viet Nam, Current Police officer in Texas, been there done that, loved and lost more than you can imagine, I am probably everything you hate.AND I LOVE POETRY!!!!!But regardless, I love you even if you are irritating.

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    Arcaton  about 11 years ago

    @Veteran … “…leave Jenner alone. She has more talent in her little finger than you have in your whole body….”

    yup, HE has.

    This is a great place to be, so much creativiteee

    That and bad puns suit meeeee

    Doc Rat forum, C-T-C.

    @Dora, Dingle, dearie, take a haiku.

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Thanks to Arcaton I learned something today.On a personal noteSORRY JENNER, my bad. I just never seen Jenner used by a guy.I bow in humility.(and give you an open shot)heheheh ;-)

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    ConstanzeN  about 11 years ago

    Crystalwizard and Dora Dingle…

    My Mother in-law had a saying that always made one stop and think before one would consider saying something hurtful, negative, or rude. and that is…

    “If you have nothing nice to say…don’t saying anything at all.”

    Consider that next time.

    (Dora Dingle) I myself enjoy Level Head and Jenner’s poetic turns and so do many folks here on this board. Level Head and Jenner are both very talented people and they are pure joy in it self.

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    ConstanzeN  about 11 years ago

    Dora the troll.

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    Dragoncat  about 11 years ago

    Allgood thinks Maude’s behaviour is aberrant.Mister… THE WHOLE SITUATION IS ABERRANT!!!Think about it, why don’t you?The planet has been pretty much destroyed! The surface is nothing more than one big desert. No forests, no crops, no gardens, NO NOTHING!!!The topsiders (who you think you’re trying to impress) think they’re so perfect, yet they have to spend the rest of their stuck-up lives living in BIO-SUITS! Imagine how they need to take a dump!Granted, there are a few people who have managed (most likely by God-given luck!) to have maintained their original human forms, but many have been transformed into animal forms because they were ASLEEP when the Great Mutation began. Those who were AWAKE have been changed into… into… (how should I put this?)… The stuff of science fiction!As far as food goes… All that seems to be left in what remains of grocery stores nowadays are beans, beans, and… beans. Quite a selection, wouldn’t you say?Not too long ago, the citizens on Endtown were on the verge of going ballistic because they were sick of constantly eating nothing but beans. And even more recently, the Topsiders managed to launch a satellite into space for the sole purpose of seeking out mutants brave enough to go topside and find food (preferably anything other than beans).Now here’s Maude… A woman who has been mutated into a cow anthro. Her loving husband (who managed to remain human) died while trying to provide food by foraging topside.She, on the other hand, is managing to provide food by using what the Great Mutation gave her. Bacause of her generousity, cheese can be added to the Endtowners menu.Linda (a freshly-mutated topsider) came up with a clever idea to create a chocolate cake for a customer who kept asking night after night after night. She used chocolate from candy, discarded eggs, and milk generously supplied by Maude to create a masterpiece.And now… They (along with Holly for appreciating Maude’s generousity) are facing excecution!People having the means to provide for the community are going to be facing some serious segregation.Why, you ask? Because Allgood is counting on the human quality of fearing what is not understood.Instead, he should be thinking about the human quality of adapting to situations.One day, they’re going to run out of beans.

    WHAT THEN, ALLGOOD?* What then?
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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    Nice, nice Dora, remember….“make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth”

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    I may be a noob Dora, (Nov. 2012) but even I know how to respect my fellow Endtowners. Level Head my not be Robt Frost but he’s the other reason I visit this site religiously. He always has something to say and a cool way of doing it which I’m sure keeps the rest of us interested. If you don’t like it, be quiet, or go “explore” somewhere else. But don’t pooh pooh someone else especially when you’ve showbiz no talent other than angering others.P.S. a big rear end is also bikini fitting……

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 11 years ago

    You might want to find a “contributor” misnamed “Nebuqudrizher” or something like that. You two should get along great! that is, unless he’s been banned by everybody by now. If that’s true, maybe he’s YOU!BTW, people only take so much before they start red flagging people.

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    Sheeeeesss baaaaack…returning like a bad social disease

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS! Apparently two possible bombs went off near the finish line at the Boston Marathon. Check out your local news for further details. No fatalities at this time, six injured

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    BBWolf128  about 11 years ago

    Probably was not simply GoComics. Dear Dingle..Was probably me and others here flagging your posts..You are simply a Troll. Dear Dora.From now on you will be flagged and then I shall simply ignore ya.

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    Jenner Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I can’t see any offensive posting by Dora Dingle. Perhaps it was removed.

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    I imagined it was Doc. She was dissing you, Level Head, and maybe Vet

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Don’t feed the trolls. Don’t confuse rational and civilized discussion for rude behavior, but don’t feed the trolls.

    #

    At times of crisis, stay healthy, stay safe, and avoid suspicious packages. It’s still a confused situation in Boston, so double down on all that if you’re there.

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    witchspell63  about 11 years ago

    My GF just told me her family doc is in that race! Trying to find out more info. So far I hear no one was killed, thank the Goddess! But six injuries

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    Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago

    A lot more than six were injured. Six were most serious. I saw lots on a police feed we here have access to. Many looked like panic injuries some falls and such but I saw numerous blast injuries indications. Torn clothing, swollen faces, usually a result of being near the blast. Concussion does the damage. Look like some shrapnel also from the looks of some of the leg injuries. Two blasts close to each other. One to cause the injuries next to get the ones coming to help.Again IF you see something unusual let us cops know ASAP. Even if it looks fairly innocent let someone know. Happens around here all the time. My job is to check it out. Mostly non dangerous stuff but you never know. Keep going out and doing things. Don’t let these criminals win. Just remember if it looks suspicious REPORT IT. If a cop gives you a hard time about it. Tell them to contact me. I’ll remind them what their job is.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I’m sorry to say that press reports have the death total at two; given the reports of the nature of the explosions and the injuries, I’m afraid that will go higher. If you’re in Boston, stay in your home or hotel room, don’t go out in the streets, stay off your phones, and cooperate with the authorities in matters concerning this.

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    kaecispopX  about 11 years ago

    Wait until it is revealed that unless Maude is milked on a regular basis, she feels increasing pain. At this point, Allgood will be perceived as a cruel heartless being that enjoys the pain of others.

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    kaecispopX  about 11 years ago

    Also, Allgood needs to read the end of ’The Grapes of Wrath". There is a very explicit use of human milk in that book.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Back to the strip.Octavious Allgood: Hamilton Burger?

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    JusSayin  about 11 years ago

    “Unfortunately, there was never a Peace Treaty signed. Only a cease fire. "You are correct as usual. I am just a little bleary, they really cut my pain meds. Other than that, doing fine, should be home Friday PM, so the Charge Nurse will not have to worry about kitten smuggling. I kept one kitten, and she misses me badly, so she sometimes visits.Sincerely and Respectfully,JusSayin

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    pam Miner  about 11 years ago

    Panda wears his bandage like a badge of honor. Why he thinks so IDK!

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    pam Miner  about 11 years ago

    I just found 2 old 45"S. One Beatles and 1 Michael Jackson. No way to listen to them.

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