Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 23, 2013

  1. Presidentgoofy
    Mikeyj  about 11 years ago

    Geezer sex ewwwww

     •  Reply
  2. Pirate63
    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    Many a good tune has been played on an old fiddle… It just depends on how you rosin the bow !

     •  Reply
  3. Curly pres
    jmcx4  about 11 years ago

    P3: Andy’s like, “And they ask me why I drink”.

     •  Reply
  4. Stagger lee
    Stagger Lee  about 11 years ago

    ,/a>

     •  Reply
  5. Pirate63
    Linguist  about 11 years ago

    Put a bloke like Andy is a room with a naked woman and a couple of pints, he’ll go for the pints.Personally, I’d have a pint before and a pint after.

     •  Reply
  6. 112siamesegif
    Linda Solomon  about 11 years ago

    well, we didnt get our 6 to 9 inches last night…only 4 and a half…WAIT!…we’re talking about sex, not snow…never mind…lol…sorry, couldnt resist…(blushing)Triple Tuesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

     •  Reply
  7. 112siamesegif
    Linda Solomon  about 11 years ago

    Our Buddy that just may read the Rocky Mountain News, sent this word from snowy Colorado….Geezer Monkeys:

    Great one today, Number Six !A guy could take a luxurious ‘round the world trip’ with those worldly goods. ….All the way to the local flop house. .Just a random wondering here…. is Mikey gettin’ pre-geezer sex ?  It’s all good t’me… as long as yer gettin’…. !..beviek said, about 8 houses down agoSEX AT 79

    Where is this “79” and how do I get there ?.Great Classics, Stagger Lee!
     •  Reply
  8. 061
    pawpawbear  about 11 years ago

    Hey Gweedo The only reason y’all are happy to have snow is so the Brave don’t kick Rockies booty.

     •  Reply
  9. Airbrush 20240305192116
    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at this strip.

    By the time she found her teeth… The romantic ’date’ night would have probably been over.

    Better Luck next time, Mister.

    xxx

     •  Reply
  10. Airbrush 20240305192116
    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    @Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said (via Linda Dean), 5 days ago

    Number Three,you are welcome and deserve all the accolades we give. Try not to let it go to your head.

    The Pre amp came a while ago and we got it hooked up. I am running Rory Gallagher now and had it on for Jim earlier. He knows who Rory is. He also stayed long enough to do an episode of “Star Track – The Next Hesitation” and enjoyed the humor.

    I like Mr. Cash’s music since the “Boy Named Sue” song came out in ‘69 and now have a number of Cd reissues from the 1960s and the early Sun recordings and I think, four out of five of the American recordings that he did near the end of his life. In fact, I will run “Blood Sweat And Tears” later as it has a really good sound, for something of the early 1960s. He was on Columbia which, in my opinion, was one of if not the premier place to record back in them days. This baby is sounding sweet !

    Hi again Gweedo… Thank you again for your comment via Linda a few days ago. Did you enjoy listening to Rory Gallagher?

    ‘A Boy Named Sue’ by Johnny Cash is awesome. I’m not really into Country Music but that song is COOL.Hang on to the reissues.

    I hope the ‘Blood, Sweat and Tears’ album was enjoyable too.

    Is this it?

    I hope you’ve been doing well during the days that I’ve been away. I think I’m getting a cold but sneezing about 10 times a day seems to be my only symptom… Normally I’m sniffly and feverish. I’m keeping warm just in case.

     •  Reply
  11. Postal guyretract
    Chalkeye  about 11 years ago

    I just found out i’m welcome at the Westminster Senior Center. Not legally, yet, but They said yes.

     •  Reply
  12. 112siamesegif
    Linda Solomon  about 11 years ago

    From someone mech*man can"ical in Colorado

    .Ear bites:

    .John Pike said, 40 losing bets ago

    Hey G…The only reason y’all are happy to have snow is so the Brave don’t kick Rockies booty.

    Hey, John Piker, I think your “brave” (lower case, yeah) is gonna have a hard time against the whole pile of “Rockers”. Our guys can handle the cold, how baowt yoo ?!..Number Three ! It is a delight to hear from you !  Can’t explain here how I thought I lost my whole email account yesterday, but suffice to say, False Alarm !That is the album. Not a big country fan but I like hunks and chunks here and there. Even bought a Porter Waggoner record once upon a time. I believe that was before he showcased the young Dolly Parton. I don’t have ‘sniffles’ but certainly have the kind of snow and cold that brings on such things. I hope your away time was good and that your meds are doing what they are supposed to. Nice of you to put “John Henry’s Hammer” photo on the page.
     •  Reply
  13. 112siamesegif
    Linda Solomon  about 11 years ago

    @John PikeJohn, that WAS slightly risque, and I would delete it, if it didnt have my Tuesday hug included in it. But I promise not to indulge my fondness for slightly naughty humor again. So sorry if it offended anyone.Half Pint, its good to see/hear from you again! I just knew you were off on a brief spring break holiday. Get well soon sweetie!Chalkie, you are a sweetie! (and I would kill for a Nudie Suit that I could adapt to fit me! I would want it in red so I can wear one of my red hats with it…Tony, glad Connie had such a great birthday. Maybe Princess Amy will hug you just as warmly on your bday!

     •  Reply
  14. Hawkslogo
    transylvanian  about 11 years ago

    She found her teeth, her knee high stockings, and she’s wearing his favourite fragrance: Ben Gay, and Vick’s Salve. :) There’ll be a hot time, in the old town tonight. :)

     •  Reply
  15. Postal guyretract
    Chalkeye  about 11 years ago

    Distraction: Gram’s First Father was a Legend Himself:Coon Dog Conner

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    loves raising duncan  about 11 years ago

    That’ll kill the mood!

     •  Reply
  17. Last 9 11 rescue dog birthday party new york bretagne pronounced brittany owner and rescue partner denise corliss texas
    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Good evening all!

    Gweedo, check your e’s in a few. Finally getting around to unfinished business! LOL!

    Linda, “slightly naughty humor”? At our age, we are allowed!You should have seen my mom and aunts and uncle ( all Italian) get together! Lord, I miss those days, me and my cousins would sit around the BIG kitchen table and take in their stories at Sunday meal times when we all got together a few times a year. And of course, we had milk or juice while they had the wine and beer (BUT NEVER TOO MUCH!) Oh that was fun! And then, when me and the cousins became adults, and had family reunions, well, there was a bunch of us, and then it got REAL interesting, LOL! Soccor, tennis, volleyball, Chinese auctions, all with a few under our belts! BUT NOT TOO MUCH!

     •  Reply
  18. 061
    pawpawbear  about 11 years ago

    On Facebook tonight, I was reminded of a ditty from my childhood.

    “I love you a bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck.”

    That was for all Capperspresent or accounted for.

    Hey, Gweedo, you check the scores lately.

    Look for pawbear53 at yahoo.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Andy Capp