The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2013

Shuddup and eat your meat shreds!

Now now dear Mother knows best now eat your dinner or you’ll be leftovers

It’s a trap!

Junior is a little down in the mouth.

They’d better be careful, or they’ll wind up in the croc pot.

As with most teenagers, even the Blue Birds of Happiness are a bit sullen.

Typecast into a vocation also

Feel fortunate that you’re not a dung beetle.

Not exactly feeling very peckish?

You have exactly 3 more seconds junior. Better eat with your mouth instead of gripe.

Ahhhhh Ma!!!!Wildebeest again????

really

Prognosis- symbiosis halitosis…

Dentists of the animal kingdom! :-D

gimme some of that poke salad, Granny

We should not harm anything that helps us. In our digestive tracts we have E. Coli; not the nasty one but a beneficial variety

Too bad we don’t have little birds to do that. No more flossing. Just relax in front of the TV with your mouth open.

“somebody else” would have been funnier coming from the bird.