Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 16, 2013

There goes another spleen…sigh…

Still better than the time Winky was shot into low Earth orbit and burned up on reentry.

How many Winkys does Mell have? He seems to go thru them at a pretty good clip….

Dr Mel’s got a time machine. Whenever Winky disappears, he calls out “We need another Winky!” then grabs one from another time…..Still, I’d like to see Dr Mel’s recruitment pitch. “See exciting exotic aliens! Then get killed by them in the strangest ways. Oh, and how big is your spleen?”

I thought Dr. Mel just cloned Winky. Doesn’t he have a cloning machine something like an Xerox?

“What’s that trailing stream of liquid, Dr. Mel? It looks like digested food.”

“Projectile vomit.”

“What does Agent X want, Dr. Mel?”“Use your head.”

They killed Winky! No wait, I have my entertainment crossed up.

if only there were a helmet for the spleen.

Agent X: “Make it so.”

If Winky is a nick name, is his real name Kenny?.\\//_

Dr. Mel must have a lab full of ready-to-activate backup Winky clones like Dr. Venture did for Hank and Dean.

Ricochet Rabbit could have saved the day.

That projectile asks too many questions!

Deflect them into a useful orbit. Mine them & build factories there.

“easier to attach a powerful rocket engine to them”Maybe better is the “gravity tractor” – putting a large heavy satellite in orbit around asteroid, and using micro-gravity to slowly pull the asteroid a bit out of its existing orbit.This would work regardless of the asteroid composition or spin rate or even if it’s not a solid but a ‘rubble pile’ asteroid.But while we plan, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to fire a few Winkys at the asteroid, to buy time . . .

Dr. Mel has some ’spleening to do!

Dr. Mel should watch Bad Universe from Discovery Channel to get better idea on how to deal with asteroid if he didn’t want be extinct just like dinosaurs for his laughable idea.I thought he is the most smartest characters other than Brewster?