Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 24, 2013

Ooooogh . . .

If bad puns kill we’d be up to our necks in stiffs after this.

Exactly what Mort’s hoping for……..

For some reason, I hear her voice as Eva Gabor in Green Acres. Oliver…

Sound the The Price Is Right “Loser Horns” please!

Prop me up beside the juke box when I die!

Dad grew up when most people had funerals/wakes at home. He told us of one where they sat the deceased lady in a chair. Everyone had to greet her, then went into another room to get a beer and have a good time reminiscing.

Roll me up and smoke me when Im gone. WN

I’m leaving my body to science fiction.

Ba-dump-bump.

When I die, all my donatable organs & tissues are to be donated, and the rest cremated & scattered in the Caribbean. I loved it there.

“All together now…”