Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 06, 2013

Oh, Phoebe’s week is about to get /weird/. No, weirder. Weirder than that even.

no more of those pangalactic gargleblasters!

Call the large animal veterinarian. They still make farm calls.

This can’t be good. I wounder what makes a better story Marigold sneezing up random magic spells or Marigold loosing her magic from a could? I don’t think Unicorns have normal sneezes. Unless this is just a long run of sneeze jokes with no side effects. That works too. Just don’t get allergic to Phoebe.

Her nostrils don’t feel so heavenly now.

I’m not sure I would want to be around a, even mildly, halusinating magic creature.

I just had to deal with another annual spring ritual, The Sheath Cleaning. If you are a horseless person, believe me you do not want to know (ICKY!!!). If you are a horse person, I wonder how unicorns handle That chore? Very carefully is not an answer.

Marigold puts on a recording of The Beatles “LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS” and just enjoys herself. :)

It’s worse than ya think folks, Phoebe lives in Washington State, a place where you can still buy Sudafed over the counter.

Ummm, question. It was about this time of the year last year that Marigold was trapped admiring her reflection and Phoebe broke her out of her trance by hitting her with a rock. Would not violent sneezing also serve the same purpose?

The unicorn’s dizzy now!

Uh-oh… Hope Mom and Dad don’t have anything too bad…

That medication was never tested for safety and effectiveness on unicorns.

First appearance of Phoebe’s mom! I detect a vague resemblance to Millie’s mom: Mostly the glasses and the body language.

lol wow a stoned unicorn

This is exactly what happens to me when I take allergy medicine: I turn into a unicorn and everyone else grows a second head.

hehe “put some tussin on it”*

*regular and finger quotes simultaneously