Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 18, 2013

Sounds like a wardrobe malfunction about to happen. Better get bigger towels!

Thanks Tank. I just lost my appetite.

I suppose that an insane and completely radical idea like cutting the bleedin’ ticket prices was never even considered!

The last place I want to be is in an NFL locker room. Thanks, but no thanks. I’ll settle for lower ticket and concession prices. That might bring me back to the stadium.