Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 17, 2013

Whoa…. could we stretch this any farther???

I have to say…. Dan, you will go a loooong way for a pun!

Maybe this one came… er…Naturally.

How do you think they measure things in the hot stove league?

I much prefer Hobbes the Tiger, don’t you?

drivel and dreck

Watt the heck, it’s too Faraday to be cooped up in the lab. I Gauss a guy should live life to the Max – well? Wouldn’t Hertz to hit a few, then go Ohm. There’s Ampere time to pursue your work Fourier tomorrow.

I would like to see the readership demographic report our beloved authors looked at when deciding on their new direction a few months ago. :-) I am guessing it indicated Baby Boomers with post-graduate educations and Trivial Pursuit trophies.

In real life the Cubs had a second baseman named Ken Hubbs who was killed in a plane crash in 1964. He was rookie of the year in 1962 or 63 I believe.

Did Hobbs choose basball over basketball because he was only fahrenheit?