Endtown by Aaron Neathery for April 09, 2013

The media likes it — it’s newsBut it gives Endtown people the bluesThe finger is beckoningTrial’s a dead reckoningRigged to just turn in the screwsBut that finger has uncertain fateSince the trial seems rigged up as debateWith Panda and RabbitWho argue by habitPoor Wally … who thinks it’s too late=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooVote for Endtown ClassicThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

Newspaper used archival photos. Better that way.

P2: Is that a picture of a young Holly with a Dollie, or Holly with a child, maybe stepsibling? I just finally sent an email to.Surfi, and appreciate everyone’s efforts to keep our favorite(and favourite) artists well placed at topwebcomics.Again, thanks to everyone for everything. I’ve let Surfi know why I am not more lucid, but enjoy 5 strips a week, and the commen

Had a thought. The pictures taken of guilty persons are a lot more messy, rumpled, unshaved, etc. etc. When TSOJ says that they are archival photos you have to note that they are clean, hair washed, brushed, neatly. Ok who are you going to vote when they ask for who is guilty? The unshaved or the neat clean.Funny thing when I was working for the women’s prison they took a photo of me for identification. It was horrible. I think it is the light and the camera is woggy or something. I would have called me guilty. Blessed Be

ts here and at docrat.com.au/. I’ll be lurking in both places and even at Carry On. Maybe someone more lucid than I can post that webaddress for CarryOn, 3 strips a week.Again, thanks to everyone, especially, Surfi, ANeathery, and Jenner. Thanks

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And so it begins…

I believe the picture on the wall is Holly and Wally. Look closely.

New comic. Wordless. Yesterdays was stolen from Aaron’s ideas. Humph!Blessings.

Don’t understand…the newspaper in Panel One looks like passport photos of Maude, Holly, and Linda, and a portrait photo of Jake…the photo on the wall in Panel Two looks like Hollu and Wally in happier days.

In the photo,…that’s half of Wally’s snout right next to her cheek, and above that, his eye, and to the left of that his hair… He’s being “smooshed” up against Holly’s face as she hugs him close…

Wow, I need a new computer. I see none of this!

If Endtown has any semblance of America, doesn’t the “Milk Three” have the right to face their accusers? IE say the high council unmasked. A new high council can always be anonimously elected again. With their luck, they’d be all kangaroos! ! (No offence to Jenner!)

Panel 2 looks like a picture of Holly and Wally. In a broken frame thanks to the rats.

“…tell us about the treatment you received while in custody…”

The picture in panel 2 is of Holly hugging Wally.

Any new auctions going on this week?

Picture: That’s a three quarters view of Wally who Holly is hugging with arms around his neck. You can see his left eye and part of his right.

I wish it were possible to read beyond the headlines in the Endtown Examiner—-not that it’s a practical thing for Mr. Neathery to draw, but it’d be fun to read. (I managed to read a newspaper on screen in the movie “Ratatouille” recently, and found it concealed several funny jokes.)

I’m confused, the picture on the wall in panel 2 is definitely Holly and Wally. It reminds me of the picture on Maude’s wall of her and her non anthro husband. I wonder if couples pictures are an Endtown tradition.

The rats say:“Will the condemned…opps sorry, my bad…….the accused follow me.”“We only have these guns trained in your direction for your protection. Really. Your protection.”Linda walks into the room and shouts:“We who are about to die Salute you.” Extending her right hand with a fully extended middle finger.WHERE IS OPRAH WHEN YOU NEED HER??(I nearly choked on that one)The Boxing announcer:"LET"S GET READY TO RUMMBBBLLLLLLE!"Cool Hand Luke prison guard:“What we have here is a failure to communicate…”Council:“Start from the beginning……”Holly: “Well first there was a void, then suddenly the big bang creating the universe. Then the planet was formed with dinosaurs but they got too fat and all died off……..”Maude:“Moooo. I need to be milked the pressure is killing me.”Linda:Cant say this is a clean strip. But words do come to mind.Have a good chuckle folks.Hang on as its going to be a bumpy ride. (MayWest)

Cool Hand Luke, it was the Prison warden not a guard. Strother Martin actor, character refered to as Captain.

Announcer:“Welcome to the Milk Trial of the Century”“Your host Milton Berle.” (IN Drag).(This is about the time frame Endtown seems in and I always liked Milton Berle he was so funny. Uncle Miltie)And thanks to the info on Cool Hand Luke. I had forgotten he was the Warden.

What is making me wonder is why is Octavius even in there? Jacob Jackrabbit I can understand. He’s the defense(snort). But Allgood? I see nowhere he’s the prosecution or prehaps a better word, persecution. Not even in commie countries trials are run like this. Doesn’t the “Milk Three” have the right to face their accusers?Kangaroo court has taken a new meaning

Is Allgood going to go through the entire trial with bandages over his head? A lawyer would give thought as to whether that could work in his favour as a piece of showmanship.

what a messy thought this could start…

Hadn’t noticed “Jimmy Brown the Newsboy” holding up another copy of the Endtown Examiner—-Octavius Allgood’s portrait visible in it.

I still say they are Velda’s underpants. When he get afraid he just pulls them off and sniffs them to get courage. I think she has the “pair” in this collaboration.

I am still wondering when LINDA is going to pop off. She has said nothing much since the beginning.She is about due to light one up one way or the other.IF she talks about being an ex-topsider?????This Court will go from Circus to Cirque du Soleil with all kinds of boom, bang, ahhhhhhh.

See ya tomorrow Kids,Same Endtown timeSame Endtown channel.Peace.(Gotta go set up our Cross Fit workout stations. 30 minutes of burn baby burn.)hhehehehe They hate my timer.

Yeah, I am wrong. ( gasp, gulp ) It was when I looked at the wiskers and his nose in her ear that I recognized it.Blessings double.

The larger question I see here is, “How do laws get passed in Endtown”? Or, are there any laws at all? Maybe as an enclave everyone behaves within the expected norm of a series of unspoken rules. This could be why Allgood is acting so heavy-handed now – he feels the need for a full-blown, legally enforceable law because people are violating the unspoken rules…