Went to the doctor yesterday and he had a book in the room which listed medicines and everything about them. After reading all the possible side effects, my conclusion – Don’t take ANYTHING if you can avoid it!
I had to take one drug for a few months that turned out to be a chemotherapy drug. The information I was given by the doctor listed it as a carcinogen. I trusted the doctor and took it, and I still seem to be here, 24 years later…
margueritem about 11 years ago
Good one.
Empress of Evil about 11 years ago
Run while you still can, Mrs. Hickman! Or is one of the side effects the inability to run?
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
either cure ya or kill ya
SaraRundle about 11 years ago
make sure the “pamphlet” is printed on tissue paper with microscopic print. Sure to keep you entertained.
Ollyvah about 11 years ago
Death by doctor ( or health care system ) is the 3rd leading cause of accidental death in the US
While the drug companies & health care system are protected from legal action by the US gummint
Poollady about 11 years ago
side effects may include runny nose, falling arches, excessive hair growth and death!
Perkycat about 11 years ago
Went to the doctor yesterday and he had a book in the room which listed medicines and everything about them. After reading all the possible side effects, my conclusion – Don’t take ANYTHING if you can avoid it!
richardj about 11 years ago
Side effects include drowsiness, sleeplessness, constipation, diarrhea …
gosfreikempe about 11 years ago
I had to take one drug for a few months that turned out to be a chemotherapy drug. The information I was given by the doctor listed it as a carcinogen. I trusted the doctor and took it, and I still seem to be here, 24 years later…
jprozeboom about 11 years ago
That would have been a lot funnier if it wasn’t so close to the truth.
fixer1967 about 11 years ago
Side effects include hernia and back pain from lifting pamphlet.
Lolapoo Premium Member about 11 years ago
Must be a prescription for Cymbalta.
caller49 about 11 years ago
If my medicines had that big of a pamphlet, I’d say “No thanks, I’ll just suffer the disease.”