FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 21, 2013
April 14, 2013
April 28, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: In the sand trap?! Are you kidding me?! It's the first hole of the day. I'm allowed a Mulligan. In the water?! Are you kidding me?! It's my first round of the year. I'm allowed a double Mulligan. Out of bounds?! Are you kidding me?! It's the first time I've played golf in this shirt. I'm allowed a triple Mulligan. Peter: I wondered why you wanted a cart with a trailer hitch. Roger: What comes after "quintuple octo"?
Basqueian almost 11 years ago
That’s why my uncle never buys golf balls these days. I ride next to the golf course, and my horse picks up the balls for me. Just because you use expensive balls, doesn’t mean you hit any better! And if they got on my trail, I figure they must be lost. Uncle Steve gets a box of golf balls every Christmas, and sometimes sooner!
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
Roger Fox, the only person in the world or fiction that is a worse golfer than I am.
Zero-Gabriel almost 11 years ago
I’m surprised nobody ever wears a helmet when playing golf.Especially when there are other golf-players are around and golf-balls traveling at speeds clocked at 200-300kph… and the chances of getting struck in the head (or other body parts) with one of those things.
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
golf….a form a self abuse.
Raymond Powell almost 11 years ago
Maybe he needs to take up Golf on a Wii
CrystalGuardian almost 11 years ago
Roger, its “I Quit”
neckback almost 11 years ago
seems as if he gets teed off quite often
tedunn5453 almost 11 years ago
Robin Williams has the best description of the origins of golf I’ve ever heard!
Rickapolis almost 11 years ago
Mulligan stew.
Zero-Gabriel almost 11 years ago
Who…?
Ernest Lemmingway almost 11 years ago
Roger, you’ve never shot under 100 par on the first nine holes! Give it up. You’re no Tiger Woods. You’re not even Edward Woods.
Keith Messamer almost 11 years ago
That’s a question for Jason.
Kid Covid over 3 years ago
Pindruple Octo, I think.