Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2013

Um,… in the banquet business, we used to joke about the head waitress being the one with the dirty knees…..

No… I wanted to see the one they say is all heart.

Varnes… go sit in the corner.

Glad she isn’t wearing Hand-Me-Downs

There’s a nurse in charge of the loo?

Mr. Dogsniff, sir. Your compliment yesterday causes me to admit that you are the reason I’m here, wasting untold minutes and gray matter on gocomics. Some time ago, I stumbled on a comment of yours at Argyle Sweater (I think) showing a pig flying first class and saying something witty. Your comment “Swine flew” elicited raucous laughter and a commitment to strive for similar heights and brevity [sic] of wit. Many other commenters have since joined your level in my pantheon of respect.Thank you, Dogsniff, and many others.

Oh geeeeez.

gimme head till i’m dead

She’s no hot lips.

No, he’s thirsty and he wanted some Nurse’s-aide.

I was going to ask to see the proctologist… but I don’t think I will now.

Just wait till you see the candy striper

Maybe she should call the head shrinker.

heard a lot about you in penthouse. you think you might be able to, eh, er…

must be the phrenology department

At least they didn’t send the nautical version.

The Head Nurse always wears kneepads!

Reminds me of an old comic, Miss Peach. The characters were all drawn like that, tiny bodies and huge heads. I always thought it was very odd.