Alice: Mom, I forget, does grandma have a great big giant had and gorilla arms? Mom: No. Alice: Shoot, and I was bragging about her all over the playground.
Consider the view of a “grandma” through the eyes of a child. What do most grown-ups do when they see their grandkids? The lean in and reach for them. Thus the view of the head and hands are greatly disportionate to everything else.
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Oh man, now you’ll lose face, Alice.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
Didn’t your parents teach you, Alice, to respect your elders?
edclectic almost 11 years ago
That’s why your nose seems to be growing, Alice.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
I think Madeline has been left speechless! Maybe Alice was getting confused in her memories between Granny and Big Shirley?
Stellagal almost 11 years ago
Consider the view of a “grandma” through the eyes of a child. What do most grown-ups do when they see their grandkids? The lean in and reach for them. Thus the view of the head and hands are greatly disportionate to everything else.
beaver48612 almost 11 years ago
I just fell off my chair :-D
Popeyesforearm almost 11 years ago
The Knuckle Draggin Gramma’sgood name for a rock band
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Frankly, with Grandma the way she really is, I don’t think that Alice would have to exaggerate.