Look up Joy. The Express lane is closed. Go back and get your scented tissue or even better; take some of her things out of her cart when she isn’t looking!
Wow. The pot calling the kettle black. I’m so sorry that they had to put back their scented tissue—it looks like they’re still buying the “Scatt Tissue.” I wonder what scent that might be, could it be— “Nature’s Own?”
X_Tech is displaying the very effective Crustwood Model nose clip…. otherwise known as XTI CW 4325.
It will do away with very strong odors emanating from Burl, Joy, Dale, and most other Crustwood residents.
If visiting areas where Jerry may be present, I recommend purchasing the coordinating plastic seals, CW 4325 JS
I would also like to point out that for those live UPwind only of Crustwood, and who feel uncomfortable or apprehensive about wearing a 23 oz metal clip, we have available the light-weight and more attractive XTI 1770, with built-in padding and a custom fit:
It IS, however, a lighter duty model and will NOT shield the wearer from all odors in the proximity of the Penny or Shemp households.
The scented tissue probably cost .10 more than the harsh regular tissue. The express lane is closed. I assume Burl counted all the items in the ladies buggy? They are nosy people of course, Looking to see what other people buy so they can keep up with the trend. After all they have no real up to date friends to keep them in the know.
The 15 item lane always catches me. I come up to the check-out with more than the 15 items. No one else is anywhere near the check out. The cashier says, I’ll check you out, don’t worry about the number of items. First item scanned, problem. By the time I get checked, there are 6 folks behind me juggling their 10 items each, looking at me like they smell cat mess.
I wish I had a photo of the mask I was issued at Zenith (for all the fumes I was exposed to when working on the ventilation in production labs). Naturally, workers there wore none (OSHA only required safety glasses). One of my many beefs with some large corporations. I guess everyone needs to take responsibility for their own health, but . . . they could have posted all the product safety sheets.
finale about 11 years ago
Look up Joy. The Express lane is closed. Go back and get your scented tissue or even better; take some of her things out of her cart when she isn’t looking!
mikie2 about 11 years ago
Wow. The pot calling the kettle black. I’m so sorry that they had to put back their scented tissue—it looks like they’re still buying the “Scatt Tissue.” I wonder what scent that might be, could it be— “Nature’s Own?”
margueritem about 11 years ago
No, Burl, only you still stand up in the carts, when Joy forgets to put your safety strap on.
x_Tech about 11 years ago
Nose ClipAvailable at your local Brain Bleach or Hardware store
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
X_Tech is displaying the very effective Crustwood Model nose clip…. otherwise known as XTI CW 4325.
It will do away with very strong odors emanating from Burl, Joy, Dale, and most other Crustwood residents.
If visiting areas where Jerry may be present, I recommend purchasing the coordinating plastic seals, CW 4325 JS
I would also like to point out that for those live UPwind only of Crustwood, and who feel uncomfortable or apprehensive about wearing a 23 oz metal clip, we have available the light-weight and more attractive XTI 1770, with built-in padding and a custom fit:
It IS, however, a lighter duty model and will NOT shield the wearer from all odors in the proximity of the Penny or Shemp households.
loveslife about 11 years ago
The scented tissue probably cost .10 more than the harsh regular tissue. The express lane is closed. I assume Burl counted all the items in the ladies buggy? They are nosy people of course, Looking to see what other people buy so they can keep up with the trend. After all they have no real up to date friends to keep them in the know.
gmforde about 11 years ago
Hey! Need brain bleach! Stat! lol
jmcx4 about 11 years ago
The 15 item lane always catches me. I come up to the check-out with more than the 15 items. No one else is anywhere near the check out. The cashier says, I’ll check you out, don’t worry about the number of items. First item scanned, problem. By the time I get checked, there are 6 folks behind me juggling their 10 items each, looking at me like they smell cat mess.
InTraining about 11 years ago
Love the old fashioned cash reqister… No scanning in this club…. ! !
InTraining about 11 years ago
Actually…. It’s Scatt Tissue.. !.
vldazzle about 11 years ago
I wish I had a photo of the mask I was issued at Zenith (for all the fumes I was exposed to when working on the ventilation in production labs). Naturally, workers there wore none (OSHA only required safety glasses). One of my many beefs with some large corporations. I guess everyone needs to take responsibility for their own health, but . . . they could have posted all the product safety sheets.
vldazzle about 11 years ago
Oh, and even in my case, it was up to me to keep the specific filters for each type of contaminant up to date in my mask.