The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 08, 2013

I don’t think that either fate is something they’d wish to see..

Shades of Sweeney Todd! I wonder which doe he used for the crust? That coroner is rotten to the core!

That coroner’s covering a common core corpse!

It’s OK..We are looking at apples here not the nice plump strawberries…

Oh, Terrific, Tom. It’s old Crabby Appleson — rotten to the core. He got his just dessert.

Was his name “Baltimore”?

His name was Macintosh. He had come to the Big Apple only to fall in with a bunch of hard core apples.And like so many before him, the city ate him up and spit him out.

Now he’s food for the worms. But then, wasn’t he always?

Never should have gone to that Rolling Stones concert. Shadoobie

WOW! You all are the apple of my eye today. Very ‘polished’ and ‘delicious’ comments.

So that’s why they call ’em core-nors . . . ☻

Ginger Gold and Jersey Mac went to the Gala Jubilee, they got lodi on Mollies Delicious Pink Lady Winesap. Paula Red Macintosh was Blushing Golden when Fugi Shikuza offered her a Keepsake while eating Ambrosia after their Sweet Tango. The Applewood director, Stayman Rose, was there, he asked Granny Smith to go to Rome to do a Cameo for his new film, HoneyCrisp, which he assured her would go to Sundance.

Just be glad the English Apples did not come, there would be a lot more.

Homer Simpson must be doing the lettering on the files.

funny.

core-ner?

Someone has to say it – Must be the Core-oner.