Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2013

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    Bilan  almost 11 years ago

    …and there’s not even a stupid pun about sea shells.

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    margueritem  almost 11 years ago

    LMAO!!!!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    Zebra & Larry should team up and pulverise Mr. Pastis to make story/vacation even more fun.

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    firedome  almost 11 years ago

    perhaps that is what mr. p. has in mind…

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    oldschool434  almost 11 years ago

    now let’s see if the croc goes after Pastis…..

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    blunebottle  almost 11 years ago

    “Of all the islands, in all the seas, in all the world, he swims into mine………”

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    juicebruce  almost 11 years ago

    Hear Zebra is good on Bar-B-Que. Croc want to taste.

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    WCLamb  almost 11 years ago

    Where did Zeeba hide his suitcase? He had it when he arrived.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Kinda makes sense that a person who would write this stuff would also dog-paddle 3000 miles to be ridiculed.

    Cos making puns and lame jokes is positive proof of a longing for abuse.

    I oughta know.

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    Bratwurst  almost 11 years ago

    @WCLamb …behind the palm tree…

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    PICTO  almost 11 years ago

    It doesn’t matter what I cook on the grill, it all tastes like BBQ sauce….

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    eddie6192  almost 11 years ago

    Toon Boy has the same travel agent as Zeeba neighba.

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    j-birds3  almost 11 years ago

    Steph was lost for words on this one. This plot was set up by Larry. Zeba neighbor trapped.

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    JB10000Lakes  almost 11 years ago

    Where’s “Wilson”?

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    SwimsWithSharks  almost 11 years ago

    Larry can swim? His parents will be happy Croc college wasn’t such a huge waste of money.

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    knight1192a  almost 11 years ago

    Zebra’s in big trouble.

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    hariseldon59  almost 11 years ago

    Pastis emerges from the water still wearing his baseball cap and a pencil behind his ear.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    @dukedoug—Pastis on BBQ? Well-done ham!! (Just Kidding, Mr. P>!)

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Friend Zebra, think about it. You’re in the world of cartoons, & you expect sense? In this world anvils fall on coyotes who keep dealing with the same incompetent company…a Kat thinks a brick-throwing mouse is her (or is that his) lover..people risk serious injury so Mrs. Ripley’s oldest child will draw their picture…three women share a 3rd floor apartment for over half a century and people think they’re still interested in men…otherwise rational people obsess about a rat, a pig, and a lawyer turned cartoonist…No, it doesn’t make sense, but this writer enjoys it anyway!

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    Ginger? Maryanne?

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    patsysutcliffe Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    love this!

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    Moishe3rd  almost 11 years ago

    Oh sure. Now the Unintentional Nitwit has been hurt and insulted by Zeeba and will now side with Croc over who owns the Disputed Island.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 11 years ago

    Arrrrgo!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Not sure where this story is going, but it’s already better-written than Lost, and far more entertaining.

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    lecrenb  almost 11 years ago

    Kinda making sense like what’s happening at Rip Haywire too…

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    lmonteros  almost 11 years ago

    ROTFL!! This time I didn’t expect Patsis to make an appearance. So funny.

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    barister  almost 11 years ago

    ok Pastis get him outta there!!

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    Chibi-robo64  almost 11 years ago

    Go away, Stephan. Just go away.

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    Meowth lover 24  almost 7 years ago

    Wow, just wow.

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    robertiris  about 2 years ago

    as much sense as the plot of Jaws 3

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