You’ll just feel smothered in that relationship, Gary! Why not let Leopold operate to excise some of your excess stomach and leave it for her to use to lay her eggs? —That way, everybody wins! Leopold gets to be sadistic, you lose many pounds and inches off your waistline, and the Face-Clinger gets to raise her brood in your tummy, to be kept in the lab in a jar that will give Travis some company!
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
They can be so clingy.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
You’ll just feel smothered in that relationship, Gary! Why not let Leopold operate to excise some of your excess stomach and leave it for her to use to lay her eggs? —That way, everybody wins! Leopold gets to be sadistic, you lose many pounds and inches off your waistline, and the Face-Clinger gets to raise her brood in your tummy, to be kept in the lab in a jar that will give Travis some company!
J Short about 11 years ago
Then she’ll want an engagement ring, followed by a big wedding. Then she’ll gain forty pounds and complain you play way too much golf.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
i think i dated her in high school
MisterDave about 11 years ago
Gary’s been looking for a girlfriend. Why not give it a shot?
fishbulb239 about 11 years ago
Wait, Leo warned Gary? Is Leo sick?
ctjbush about 11 years ago
Gary’s mine. Keep your tentacles off him