Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 01, 2013

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 11 years ago

    Almost.

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    WillardMBaker  almost 11 years ago

    I can really identify with him. For years I thought my name was “Look Out”!

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    imbaldeagle  almost 11 years ago

    Susan! Hey, Babe, did you forget to show up today? Today, of All days… See Beviak ABOVE!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m here! I’m here!

    Oh my goodness, Bev… you sure know how to stir it up!

    Monkey! Monkey!

    Come down from there!

    It was just a JOKE!Bev was just making a joke… for April Fool’s Day……you know…. April Foo’s…. there, that’s it… c’mon…. don’t go all simian on me…..

    Have a banana…. that’s good…. OK, have TWO….phew……..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Notice to All Our Loyal Customers:

    The Tiki Bar is not now, and never has been, (as far as I know) in trouble with the Ballard County Board of Health.

    The Tiki Bar is NOT CLOSED.

    The Tiki Bar is OPEN FOR BUSINESS, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for your drinking and dining pleasure.

    Please enjoy a complimentary bowl of yaktail soup OR a complimentary small banana daiquiri with any sandwich or entree, tonight and tomorrow only…and everybody please calm down.

    (Hope that’s OK, Monkey.)

    Thank you.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Oh Red!Good to see you!

    And thanks!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    My goodness… what WILL we do with Mrs. Beviek?

    Y’know…. you said “next year…”

    But if I were Bev…. I might be looking over my shoulder for another 11 ½ hours…. if you know what I mean….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Baldy! You made it!

    Red… have you met my old friend imbaldeagle?

    I suggested that he visit Ballard Street, and see how he likes it.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    OH…. gosh…. I’m so sorry..I…um…yes… next year…. much better….(cough)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m not so sure I would play horrible tricks on a person who has the power to make my hair green….. or my toenails polka dot…..

    Then again…. Bev would probably LIKE it ifI did that stuff….sigh……

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Good night Red!ONE of these days we’ll get to chat again!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    So…. Bev….. (smiles sweetly)…. Tuesday morning…..just a pedi? Or a mani-pedi?

    ♪ doo — de-doo ♪♪ ….

    Do you want to come at 10:53 for both? Or 11:37 for just a pedi?…

    I’ll be….. quite ready…..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    You know, I was thinking about Harold, up there…..

    What I was thinking was, if he keeps insisting on wearing that silly little hat all the time…..well, I’m sorry, but…misfortune really has no choice but to follow him around.

    Misfortune would like to be more of an equal-opportunity sort of descender-upon-people…. but when it sees Harold’s little hat…it just can’t help itself.

    Blap! There goes the tar that was intended for someone else entirely.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Anybody know what those white things are all around poor tarry Harold?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 11 years ago

    Pig Pen all grown up.

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    RobinHood2013  almost 11 years ago

    And I thought Brutus Thornapple was “The Born Loser”!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    That must have bin one darn big goose.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    The Flying cats of Ballard Street have unleashed their new secret weapon.Tar bombs. Being black you can tell the difference between the pigeons and the Flying Cat Air Force.However not using the Norden Bomb site they missed Little Miss High Maintenance just coming back from the doggie beauty salon.(The cat bombardier miss judged the cross winds and jet stream upon release. Made a WAG. Wild A.. Guess)

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    Storm F-1/4  almost 11 years ago

    Dear Lord if that’s a bird then we is all gonna die!! Be back soon!

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    Everyone is into April Fools today (can’t trust anything that’s said). I;m glad my brother is gone with his mean tricks (and he did not wait for specific days to do them).I see Storm is still using the Picasso eye (used to be on the home page of his site).

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    Lil Abner is not a big thing in the UK (if it’s ever been seen). I remember it from when I lived in the Antipodes.

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    if the foo sh!!ts wear it

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 11 years ago

    (oh… sari thet cord frum teht ol’ woodin chare din’t reech teh outlet… them nales wooda dryed much kwicker…)

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 11 years ago

    now, bout tehm toe hangers… stripes ya sed…? an glitter..?!!!!

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 11 years ago

    hay come bak ms Bev…!!! we aint dun yet…!!!!

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 11 years ago

    she’s so egsited… she’s cryin… gonna show awl her frens…!!

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 11 years ago

    See yall at teh TIKI… (it IS OPEN.. no foolin!!)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m on the way. … it’ll be a while. ..Oh Monkey! Oh!

    Ok, you’re right. ..Some people don’t know better than to mess with monkeys. … lol. ..

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    I did not get to see #6s photos. Anyone else have that prob?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Hi six. What is "cheeky monkey holding? Or is that a silly question. I get the "Monkey see no evil, monkey hear no evil, monkey do no evil.Poor munkey doesn’t stand a chance here, does he? ;-)

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Anyone notice that the poor fellow was looking up when he go splattered? Almost as if misfortune said, “Psst, look up!”

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m going to bed now, but I thought I’d let those interested in my Red Banana Caper- they finally ripened enough to try one.And guess what? It’s all hype. I mean, they taste like a banana to me. Where’s that “creamy texture, sweetness with raspberry overtones” that I was lured into buying them with?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Good Night Ballardeers.(Want some nail polish remover bev? I left a big bottle on the counter for you!)

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    beviek said, about 23 hours ago@ShikamooYeah, that brew was absolutely delicious. As a matter of fact, bartender is there another pot of brew brewing?

    I hope you were feeling better today.

    Gosh, I’m working like mad on these hats! Maybe you could do a few tomorrow? I mean if more people are coming and all? You could come over and help me. I have all the supplies. We could sip brew and eat snickerdoodles. I’m sure production would go up a lot.

    Then we could take a break and do puzzles on the computer. I must say, however, that a computer is a type of time machine. It eats it right up, doesn’t it?

    Weird about the look alike site. Maybe tomorrow it will be ok again. There were actually two or three women who looked like men. Quite surprising. But I never saw any half faces.

    We should have a pj party sometime. Stel and Susan and I did that one night. It was great fun! We played songs and ate snacks. The guys were invited, but I think they were scared to come by. snerk………………………..++++++++++++++++++++Sure bev. Let’s have a pj party when I’m feeling better. And I though you wrote that the men were too scarred to come to the party. I thought, “What a wild party you two must have had.” lol<k.I’ll help you make as many hats as you like for snickerdoodles.But I have to leave now. I’m coughing too much to do anything now.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Oh, and Welcome imbaldeagle and stormy. Nice to meet you.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    That’s as far as I am going.The nannies might be watching…

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 11 years ago

    Tuday wuz a gud day..!!! (snick*)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Oh, m’goodness… oh oh oh……

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    Tigressy  12 months ago

    I bet Cleo flew that plane.

    https://cleoandcompany.net/march-31-2023/

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago

    Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

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    Tigressy  12 months ago

    A true basset’s work is never done:

    https://cleoandcompany.net/april-1-2023/

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