La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 01, 2013

Oh. Now I get it. It’s April Fool’s Day. Nothing like the comic strip switcheroo.

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No habla Español, señor.

Here’s the door to the new ranch..My little Pagar did something right there..So what do you want me to do?…… clean it up, silly.

Lucy: “You must work hard on my ranch.”Linus: “Fine.”

Lucy: “I’m going to pay you very little, very very little.”

Linus: “At least you’re going to give me citizenship?”Lucy: “Maybe in 13 years.”

75 years in So. Cal and I can’t do Spanish. I should be ashamed of myself.

My name is Pancho, I work on a rancho,I earn five dollars a day,I go see Miss Lucy,She gives me some -—,and takes my five dollars away.

Pobrecito.

The old Sarge

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