I have a friend whose kitchen disasters have become a running joke. It doesn’t matter what she is cooking, or where, she will invariably set off the smoke alarm. We always know when Sally’s in the kitchen.BTW a lot of time you can’t see the smoke but she still manages to set it off.
The comic Ron White had a couple of jokes about his wife’s cooking..One was.. After the smoke alarm went off he went in the kitchen and told her “Dear, the food is usually done ‘before’ that particular device goes off.”….The other was when she burnt the Thanksgiving turkey he tried to feed it to the dog…Dog took one bite and then went over in the corner and started licking his butt..His wife came back in the room and asked.“What is he doing that for?”Ron said..“He’s trying to get the TASTE out of his mouth.”
Lyons Group, Inc. about 11 years ago
What is this Roz’s Kitchen, or the Vatican?
IndyMan about 11 years ago
It is plain to see, Shoe, is going to Burnt, cold tongue sandwich for lunch.
Linguist about 11 years ago
I have a friend whose kitchen disasters have become a running joke. It doesn’t matter what she is cooking, or where, she will invariably set off the smoke alarm. We always know when Sally’s in the kitchen.BTW a lot of time you can’t see the smoke but she still manages to set it off.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
finally coming clean about that rat thing
Lyons Group, Inc. about 11 years ago
Smokey Bear is going to have a field day with this one.
boldyuma about 11 years ago
The comic Ron White had a couple of jokes about his wife’s cooking..One was.. After the smoke alarm went off he went in the kitchen and told her “Dear, the food is usually done ‘before’ that particular device goes off.”….The other was when she burnt the Thanksgiving turkey he tried to feed it to the dog…Dog took one bite and then went over in the corner and started licking his butt..His wife came back in the room and asked.“What is he doing that for?”Ron said..“He’s trying to get the TASTE out of his mouth.”