Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 27, 2013

I saw two people riding motorcycles yesterdayin 37 degree weather which is just as dumb aswhat Wiz did.

@Llewellenbrucewhy you say that? That is 5 degrees over a frozen road.I am good down to 30 in the sun.

Or golfing in Scotland. Take your pick.

Here there’s still about four inches of snow on the ground, and it’s frozen solid.

You use a red ball in the snow… what’s wrong with winter golf in Scotland?… I’ve played at least once every week so far, despite the east wind.

hey, lift clean and place, baby

The Intergalactic Winter Croquet Tourmament, Waterbury, VT. Is in February..Tis the truth..\\//_

What did you shoot today Wiz?I shot a 68..Wow that’s pretty good how did you do it?I had Henry warm up the sandtraps, greens, and the fairway

…when you take your second stroke with a shovel…