Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 27, 2013

I bet £10 on that one kid’s mule.

Andy’s always bet on the wrong end of the horse. I don’t think donkey is the correct word.

ZING!

You’re thinking of Dog RacingSee? says of on the form. also a Pigeon section; get the real, er, scoop.

Response to Gweedo ‘won a ticket’ Murray*Watson, B Good, or Winter? OK the REAL Tejas Tornado Johnny 5:08  Minnesota’s in the House guess where this Blues Artery feeding the Chicago Electric ended? There

Looking forward to it, mate. Just don’t monkey around too much with it !

Johnny and They; remember them? Were out Edgar’s night? Come on; only you could do that. With Floyd Radford 1970 . Sound like the MC5 doing a mid-Stones song. God save Blind Lemon, Johnny B and the b-b-Blues

Love is aal you need and aal you haveso why is This Lady bankrupt? I Say A Little Prayer  . . anyways i see paradox, not irony. Forget the words think of my aura as a green traffic light’s light; i don’t run out. and the bill’s paid; cheque’s in the mail 

She’s being an @$$

Good one, Flo!

Score one for Flo.

It’s not that Andy never wins; he just doesn’t want the news to get around…

And remember, Flo; could be worse…

@MikeyJFrom yesterday. You asked about my avatar. Here is the full pic of the bably possum, but as you can see, his evil twin is taking his place while we do this.

Being that Andy always tells her about the losers, but when he wins…….

Unlike like lottery scratch-off players, who boast about their winning $20 ticket, but fail to mention that they spent $50 to win !

I was about to respond, last night, to Monday’s comment from you. Well, typical of my household these days there was another fire to put out. So, I will try to get it out this morning.

Yes, I am LDS. I don’t try to push it here as this is not the place. Should someone ask I would answer to the best of my humble ability. And nothing you can say or do on here can shock me much because I was a Marine in Vietnam and since then, I have been to three county fairs, two goat ropings and a head skinnin’.

My friend Dan, seems to have his head on his shoulders.I know he has seen things noone wants to remember but he seems to be pretty squared away. He graduated from BYU-Idaho last year and he still is in the reserves. He hasn’t found the right girl yet. I worry about that. Good Mormons have a houseful of rugrats and yard apes.

Daughter is moving this weekend so the grands will be back at home with her at night and I will be able to go back to my regular routine. I can’t wait. I love the girls with all my heart but I’m not used to having all that drama. Plus, I’ll be able to call someone anytime I want to. That is if my phones survive.

I have been working with my new call phone. I have been introduced to Pandora. I can hook in to Pandora and put on my earbuds and listen to anything.

Anyway, I’ll try to check in later. You and everyone else have a fine day.

Can’t really comment on yer boys Dave, Punky and Ace because i don’t listen to that kra But i’m sure Steve Vai or Bucket-haid could fill You in.

Steve Morse? you’re thinkin’ a Deep Purple, dude.

As an informed Gambler, Andy always has words of advice . . .sometimes, those words are a little, er, choice.Some of his Bets end up “prime’ or choice” but most go straight to"Dogfood"

Humpday (Wednesday) Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

Occasionally Andy gets lucky.But not Flo.

This joke bears repeating.>Andy’s horse finished first in the third race.>That’s great!>Not really, it was running in the second race.

I also like the White Guy in the Birds. when they went 8 miles High there was plenty of Clarence.

When Andy does win he is generous to a fault.The fault is that he is not too generous.

Yeah that was after Gram left. You might be confused and thought that was a Bear onstage

Bare what, Trees? That would be a Perfect solution; li’l Chickenshacky, tho. I’ve Lofgren felt the same way. Nils should play with Syd [Grin and Barrett].

. . .there’s some Ry Guitar playing on"Milk’ and i Cooder used more. Paradise and Free Lunch when the Chicken’s being skinned.

No, not really. Our church actually had a battalion in the Mexican – American war. And we have had many who have served honorably in all the wars since. Although, I think they tried to stay out of the American Civil War.

Head skinnin’ definition by usage: I used to love going to a good head skinnin’ ‘til it was my turn to furnish the head. Not at all racial unless you happen to be of another race and furnish the head. I have furnished the head more than once. Hope I don’t again, ever. Takes too long to heal.

I really like my Pandora. I use it to settle in at night before I go to sleep. I’ve been listening to classical guitar of late. Speaking of classical, I was listening to the local classical station at the girls bus stop this morning. Had some kat with a recorder, think fith grade, that was tearing it up on some 17th century piece. Amazing. Even the oldest granddaughter took her earbuds out for a listen. Makes me feel good to divert them away from Lady Gaga and Justin Beaver(misspelling intended).

I’m surprised Flo hasn’t hired a babysitter for Andy since he acts like a child.

LOL… This strip made me laugh.

xxx

Gweedo Murray said, 1 day ago

Wishing you the best when your doc visit comes up.It runs okay. Another day of snow melt and the radio claimed up to 70 F by the weekend. Good day to you too.

Glad to hear that. It was snowing on and off yesterday. No more than a few minutes. I’m surprised I haven’t been constantly sneezing all over the place as it’s been freezing and I don’t normally wrap up that warm when I’m out.

I make up for that when I get in the house though.

Is your day going OK?

Hang on….

Where have Gweedo’s comments gone???

Ouch!!

Check the top commentI don’t know if “board” means Tracey or goat Comics.anyways this is dedicated to ’mister" goatcomics. Prong this The Green Manalishi, with the Two-Pronged CrownTwice, etcetera. for 12:56. repeat. [lather] repeat.

This was written in 1922 for “young people” [read: Women] but the principles are the same. POOR ol’ M goatcomics is in sore need of . . only an abridged version would do. Down to One Page. Heck; the Fly Sheet or cover should be redundant.

Huh?? I thought Chalkiej WAS Eldo????

* harump * Lotsa good ol’ “Pogos” here in Capptowne. Some Alberts, a Howland or Two [probably a diff’rent number], Some “Churchys” [huh?], Tadpoles . . .a “Beau” passes thru and leaves a Mark. . . . Wimin Characters . . .but only one Porky. See who i think defines “wistful”. Good Guy, regardless [even if He doesn’t like the Band][?]. Where Have All The Good Time Gone?guessing is free; so’s sharing.

@ Chalkiej

I like Joanie Mitchell… no big fan, but, she was ok, love Chuck Berry and the Beatles (Who were my all-time fave band until I was taken in by the magical, musical charms of Shonen Knife)

“Hello, Pixley? Get Me Chalkie j, Eldo, Babi eldo, The Symbol, e Jack, Horned Toad, Mister Onion, and “Pet” on the Line, please, and I have just one Dime . . . . Yes I’m hold . . ; I mean NO I CANT hold! "